Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML
Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
Today, while going to lunch with my boss, he asked me to check and see if the other lane was clear. When I did, he swerved hard, making me smack my head into the door window. This is apparently his new favorite thing to do. FML
Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
Today, my boss drove past me while I was walking to work, and splashing mud over my uniform. When I got to work, he criticized me for showing up in unpresentable condition. FML
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WCARlover 35
When road rage affects your work wage ;)
cheetahlover1 2
Both bc you both were jerks.
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Comments (34)
species4872 20
Satisfying was it? To speed past just to flip him off. Your as bad as each other. Glad I'm on the other side of the planet.
edmunson 22
Be glad the one that cut you off wasn't an imbalanced person with a semi-automatic. The best thing to do is just RELAX. If it makes people feel better so be it for them...don't make a stupid situation even worse!
akelly727 0
If I were you OP I would apologize. Maybe he didn't realize how bad he cut you off or he did and he is a huge jerk, but regardless you still can take responsibility for your part. He is your boss and he can make you job very uncomfortable. I think showing some humility and apologizing would be very beneficial even if you think it is undeserved. What's more important to you, your pride or your job security? The last thing you want is for your boss to hold a grudge and look for any reason he can get away with to fire you.
602offroad 12
Just smile and wave.
SG44 14
I would've done the same thing. Your boss shouldn't be driving like an a-hole if he/she doesn't like being flipped off.
Demon_of_Light 27
Why is it necessary to react like that? Maybe that person had a brief lapse in attention and didn't realize how badly they cut you off. Or maybe they were having a bad day, were distracted, and realized at the last minute they needed to change lanes. People make mistakes, that doesn't give you the right to endanger everyone on the road to "teach them a lesson."
tiredstudent 10
I hate people like your boss, and all these comments of " you should have kept your cool" is hypocritical. Everyone has lost it at least once. FYL indeed.
sasquatchius 3
This is exactly why I stick to insulting them from my car (only when they can't hear me) because you're bound to give the finger to the wrong person eventually.
Kimchiilady 4
I say YDI only because of the finger. As for switching lanes after being cut off, that would be a smart move if it did not endanger the OP or other drivers. If he decided to "speed up" but was within a reasonable speed like 5 mph to pass then yes, get away from bad drivers. If OP floored it on a busy road then no. The finger is how I feel it crossed the line because it could have been anyone, hence this FML post. We've all encountered bad drivers. I've watched bad drivers weave in and out and then get pulled over 2 minutes later. Also, there are too many undercover cops without lights on top of their car, 4 side view mirrors and tiny antennas to risk me to ruin my day over someone else's bad driving. Just my opinion.
dblhelix 2
Send him a letter of challenge to a street race!