Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
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Welshite 39
That's incredibly rude of you. You "guess"?! I'd would say that you were. Be a little more polite next time and stash your phone away; the newest twitter updates can wait.
GoingCommando93 14
You really like him, huh? You really showed it. YDI
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Ziggy122 15
Get off your damn phone and pay attention to your damn date! Sheesh, people these days...
lesley3r3 22
YDI && haha what a cool guy
alycion 38
And was there anything so terribly important that it couldn't wait until after the date? I hope you enjoy the company of your phone, because if this is normal behavior for you, the only person you will work out with is one who does the same. Then, you get to be in the same room with each other, but not really together.
Creekview12 3
Your a dick. If you really like him then you shouldn't even be on your phone at all. Talk to him. This isn't FML worthy its your ******* fault
Croooow 11
"Today, I went on a date. She stayed on the phone the entire time. She only acknowledged me after I got fed up and sent her a text. FML"
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Putting your phone before your date means you're not ready to go out.
umakemesic 15
Im going to take a hunch and assume she was to busy reading FML's on her phone, that she did not notice she was actually staring in her own. Well done OP...well done.
Ashley868 10
YDI. You're on a date, I'm sure your friends and Facebook can wait. I hate when people do this. I don't get to see my sister much but when I do, she is too busy texting. It drives me crazy. This society is going downhill. Next time learn to be more attentive on a date, or continue to be single.
Bevspeaks 11
Wow...rude much? What was so important about your phone that you had to be on it so much? Was someone dying? Was the world falling into chaos because you were not on your phone? YDI all the way.
sweetsugar12477 4
If it's anything that pisses me off the worst it's when I'm trying to hang out with someone like a friend and they do nothing but sit on there phone the whole time I find it incredibly rude. Now to be on a date and do nothing but sit on your phone is terrible. You totally deserved it and maybe take this as a learning experiance and the next date you go on if you even get one maybe put your phone away? Unless it's an emergency of course.