Bee
Canada
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Never Been Arrested
State College, United States
A shooting waiting to happen
Today, I was once again mistaken for an escaped convict. I live near a women's correctional facility and apparently my nursing scrubs look a lot like their prisoners' uniforms. The cop made me late for work. FML
iskiel
Melbourne, Australia
Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML
ohman
United States
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Mia
Laurel, United States
Today, I was mistaken for my twin brother twice. This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a girl. FML
xricardo
United States
Today, I was mistaken for a male prostitute because I was walking home while wearing my speedo after a swim in the public pool. I was arrested and had to stay in a room full of convicts for 4 hours. Still in a speedo. FML
Anonymous
Vietnam
Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML
Anonymous
Iowa Park, United States
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
Anonymous
Sashay away!
Today, someone called out "Ma'am!" while approaching me from behind, but then said "Oops, sir!" when I turned around. I was wearing a corset and miniskirt with leggings. They were correct the first time. FML
Xena
Soliciting
Today, I was at our hotel waiting for my husband to finish his shower so we could have our anniversary dinner, when hotel security forcefully removed me from the building because they do not allow "prostitutes" to look for clients on their property. They thought I was a hooker. FML
Anonymous
Quick thinking
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
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snowie123 0
what were u wearing O.o
SunshineBoy21 0
Where do you work? Sex Toys-R-Us?
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akmufasa 1
pics or it didn't happen
OfficeNinja 5
you must work at Magic City Casino as a cocktail server.
imnotcraZ 0
hooters?
SteelCladAngel 0
or an 'escort' which aren't /always/ hookers but the American version of the classic/historical Japanese geisha basically rented to play hostess/eyecandy and very few men have sexual 'rights' with them in their lifetime as a geisha.
SteelCladAngel 0
:-/ apparently when I hit reply it started a new comment rather than.....a reply
bootzilla_fml 0
must be a hell of a uniform
MrXerxes5 6
Either own up to prostitution or get something done about those uniforms. ijs might as well try do something about it.
PwningLamp1 0
where the hell do you work????
Daviddwd 0
well show us.
pinpat 2
ahhhh so ur a stripper
angryoriental 0
pics or it didn't happen!