Bee
Canada
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Never Been Arrested
State College, United States
A shooting waiting to happen
Today, I was once again mistaken for an escaped convict. I live near a women's correctional facility and apparently my nursing scrubs look a lot like their prisoners' uniforms. The cop made me late for work. FML
iskiel
Melbourne, Australia
Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML
ohman
United States
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Mia
Laurel, United States
Today, I was mistaken for my twin brother twice. This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a girl. FML
xricardo
United States
Today, I was mistaken for a male prostitute because I was walking home while wearing my speedo after a swim in the public pool. I was arrested and had to stay in a room full of convicts for 4 hours. Still in a speedo. FML
Anonymous
Vietnam
Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML
Anonymous
Iowa Park, United States
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
Anonymous
Sashay away!
Today, someone called out "Ma'am!" while approaching me from behind, but then said "Oops, sir!" when I turned around. I was wearing a corset and miniskirt with leggings. They were correct the first time. FML
Xena
Soliciting
Today, I was at our hotel waiting for my husband to finish his shower so we could have our anniversary dinner, when hotel security forcefully removed me from the building because they do not allow "prostitutes" to look for clients on their property. They thought I was a hooker. FML
Anonymous
Quick thinking
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
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snowie123 0
what were u wearing O.o
SunshineBoy21 0
Where do you work? Sex Toys-R-Us?
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brunetnamedblond 0
you must work at Hooters...
incrediblekarma 3
What would be the best, is if OP's job was theme park costume character.
Vash879 0
someone's in to furries huh
kay2kay 1
maybe she was princess jasmine or tinkerbell
SpectSelf 0
you must dress very provocative for your job.
perdix 31
It's probably the kneepads causing all the confusion. Well, that's what you get for being the Head Nurse!
Sukismama 2
Lmao, that was a good one made me literally lol
afdude87 6
stating the obvious is an epic win. oh so epic.
angelchic3 0
you're really not funny. That was lame. nice try.
Onlynamethatwasn 0
were you scared when someone paid you without buying anything?
roobin302 0
sorry.
perdix 31
Why are you apologizing? Are you one of the two potential johns who tried to buy her services? YDI for being so cheap -- for the right amount of money, many women will ditch their current jobs for the workd's oldest profession.
DizzyDaydreams 1
she isn't a prostitute. her work uniform makes her look like one.
Keyman1212 14
I've been mistaken for a male prostitute. No, actually I haven't, that was a lie...
schmelia 10
Wait, you're not actually a male prostitute? Oh... uh... This is pretty awkward then....
Keyman1212 14
I prefer "high end escort" makes me sound classy. (;
BountyBass 13
how much?
rocketeer_97 1
thats pretty sad. next time OP, take off the cake of make up on your face. it's weird how girls/women dress like a ***** & wonder why they get mistaken for a prostitute.
monnanon 14
Its wierd how people think you're easy or a prostitute just because of what you wear. OP was in her work uniform and if its anything like where I work you are not allowed to wear thick make up. I bet OP was dressed up in a skirt and blouse for her work and the people who spoke to her just have a passion for tights or bare legs. There are many people that think women in high heels are easy or on the game.
rocketeer_97 1
True but what if OP worked at Hooters ? You never know.
monnanon 14
What does it matter if she works there? Judging people by what they wear is ******* stupid. Plus a hooters uniform has a big logo on it people would have known she worked there. If they assumed she was a ***** for working at hooters then thats their ****** up brain and nothing to do with OP.
SirObvious 1
I didn't know house wives had uniforms:| I keed. but did you by chance get in to any prices?