Love: Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to...

By a_B_c_D_e_F_g - 27/06/2009 14:29 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML

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By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

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By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

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By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By Sybille - 06/12/2008 12:14 - France

Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML

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gatorsxrule 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 22:59

lol I can see myself doin that

slack3r9 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:02

what can you say? bacon is just THAT good

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Roxas_fml 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 9:26

Be a better kisser next time. Your own fault you sucked at it this round.

miss_california 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 9:54

at least your boyfriend is looking at recipes? mine cooked me dinner once - it was cold leftover chicken from his grandmother's fridge.

RIOTCHICK 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 9:55

He should show some etiquette. Like say "I'm not into this right now, sorry lets make out later. Read the book He's Just Not That Into You to see if he's worth it

Jarlais 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 9:59

Mmmmm....bacon

alazypiggy 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 11:12

sometimes bacon > life

alee562 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 11:25

mmmmmmmm...... bacon / anyways mmmmmmmm bacon...... ohh wait mmmm bacon

ImAllFailure 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:03

hmmmmm, make out with girlfriend, or climax with bacon? It must not have been really hard for him to weigh the options. :)

tje210_fml 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 14:50

the big question here is... did you start making out when he was already on his iphone, or did he start browsing the iphone after you started? in case 1, YDI for interrupting him doing something really interesting. in case 2, maybe you should take your shirt off to keep his attention! or maybe you shouldn't, so he can keep his eyesight . . . in any case, YDI. FYL because i wouldn't want to be you.