Today, I was lying in bed minding my own business when my mom entered the room. I was proposed to a few weeks ago by my boyfriend, and my mom came in to tell me that my boyfriend's mom was on the phone. Turns out, he stole the engagement ring from her drawer. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed with the perfect ring, restaurant, flowers, and champagne. He’s never been this well prepared for anything in his life, so he admitted that my mother planned the whole thing and forced him to propose, even though neither of us want to get married. She even bought the ring. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, we announced our engagement. His mother immediately accused me of being a manipulative, gold digging whore. She's been fine with me for the last 5 years of dating, plus I used all my savings to support my boyfriend when he wanted to go back to college, but as soon as the ring appeared, I'm a gold digger. FML
Today, my mom had my girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML
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tayzer_fml 0
How old are you?
Navani 0
What an idiot, I would dump him.. He could have turned it into something romantic, like a ring with no rock and promise to fill it as he becomes more successful in life or something..
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christy_xo 0
I'm 21, a successful hairstylist, & engaged...I also live with my parents. its not at all that my fiance & I can't afford to live in an apartment together, we most definitely could. I'd just much rather save money for a house rather than paying money to stay in an apartment that I'll never own. its called being smart.
mason022 0
I'm also 21, a successfull animal nurse (or vet tech), moved out of my moms place, on the very east coast of Canada, to Toronto on my own when I was 18. I am also now engaged, and after paying rent in apartments since leaving my mothers place, my fiancé and I just bought a brand new house, managing money makes life so much easier! LOL.
Starfire22 5
That's good for you, I'm glad it worked out for you, while I'm sure you had your reasons for moving out at such a young age, think of all that money that went towards your rent, that could have gone towards paying off a mortgage. All I'm saying is that if you have a good relationship with your parents that you have the same independece as living on your own, why not live with them while your saving money for a house? My dad rents apartments to people, that's what paid for most of my college education, so I know first hand that renting is really a waste of money unless you really don't have much of a choice or your parents restrict your freedoms.
mason022 0
Wow, your boyfriend is such a loser! Tell him to get a job and keep his dirty paws off of other peoples things.
happyvalleygirl 0
Pretty much standard for the Dirty Jerz.
xlemonheadx 0
I disagree with #49. He probably isn't in high school. He might just not have anywhere to stay. I think he probably could not afford a ring so he stole one from his mom. But still, FYL.
go_fuck_yourself 0
i ToTallY AGrEe WiDd #5
deaan_ 0
thats sorta funnnyyy ;D
Gman007 0
An immature sleazebag who steals from his mother and lives in NJ? Impossible! Hah. The two of you are perfect for one another, go for it anyway.
KMDarragh 0
Today, I was playing my clarinet around the house and I asked my dad if he was coming to my concert. He says no I have to work. He is a plumer he doesn't know when he goes to work.FML
ciarakennedy 4
how old are yous...?
hateevryone 15
you're engaged to a thief, who steal from his own mother??? oh, no baby time to move on