Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
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DameGreyWulf 1
What a little shit. Make a scandal. Disrupt the wedding. Perhaps she might not even know about you, or think YOU'RE the ex, which would make it all the better.
scythefwd 0
"Does anyone hear have reason these two should not be married here today? Speak now or forever hold your piece." I do. I've been dating him for the last 6 years. Then walk out. Let the bride handle it from there.
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Comments (81)
ec08 0
has it been 2 days yet? i want to know what you did.
memeweaver 0
I agree with #48. We have to know how this turns out. FWIW I think you should crash the wedding.
CallMeHush 1
I guess you will be breaking up soon, right?
iFail_010 0
"in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML" "What" not who, suggesnting the girl her, im assuming, now ex-boyfriend is marrying isnt actually a living thing. Love it. :D
coolbeans14741 0
I thought I was the only one who noticed. Made me giggle too =)
Reality_bites 14
#41 I completely agree
ObadiahtheSlim 2
Crash the wedding. Although I find it odd that after 6+ years you didn't notice he was cheating on you.
em1216 0
all guys in washington are ASSHOLES!
enough4 0
"Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper..." Fake.
lexibby1 0
damn i feel bad for you but you should rsh the wedding embarrass him and have his fiance in on it
hedgehogs 0
This is ugly and sad and no doubt hurts like hell. But really, it was a lucky escape.