Today, I was listening to music while I wrapped Christmas presents. All was going well when the music was cut off, literally. I snipped the cable to my very expensive headphones in half. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought new earphones for my phone so I could finally listen to music again. Not an hour later I broke it. FML
Today, my mother threw away my brand new headphones. She saw them on the couch with duct tape on the wires and assumed they were "old, broken, and cheap." I put the tape there to avoid damaging the wires. FML
Today, I was listening to my music on my phone through my Bluetooth wireless headphones. While listening, I turned my music and the power on my headphones off for a bit. I thought I'd lost them when I got home. They were so loosely fit over my ears that I felt like an idiot when I realized they were still on my head. FML
Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents while watching a terrible Netflix Christmas movie to get into the holiday spirit. Halfway through, I realized I had wrapped my scissors and tape inside one of the gifts. Now I’m sitting here with unwrapped gifts and a deep annoyance at Christmas all together. FML
Today, I attempted to untangle a pair of headphones. Somehow, in the process, I managed to tie them into a knot so complicated that it's now a permanent part of my life in the "great big box of mystery cables that lives in the garage." FML
Today, after I accidentally put my headphones through the washing machine and then drying them out, they somehow still worked, but only in one ear. I was about to accept my fate when the other side suddenly started playing audio at full volume during a quiet train ride. FML
Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML
Today, the speakers on my laptop weren't working. I worried I'd broken something, and started freaking out. I restarted my computer numerous times and played with the settings for an hour before calling my sister in to help. She looked at it for two seconds, then unplugged my headphones. FML
Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML
Today, I decided to listen to some music at work, so I plugged in my headphones and turned on Spotify. Only the music decided to play out loud instead. I was called a “disrespectful little bitch who wasn’t raised right” for not using my headphones. FML
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DocBastard 40
I promise I won't be dull and make any puns on this one. I promised to cut it out. Instead, I'll think of something more cutting edge. I'm at a loss at this point, probably due to this splitting headache. I'd probably butcher any attempt at being a cut-up anyway, so I'll just cleave it alone. That's what I get for paring humor and wit.
sweet_candy_ 17
Well now you know what you want for Christmas.
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Comments (123)
WRvV 1
just solder it back together
Skroal_stomper 5
You can't fix them. The wires are like a thread now days.
tygerarmy 35
I've repaired headphones. It wouldn't hurt to try. I always run my headphones down my back and inside my shirt to prevent it getting caught on anything.
juturnaamo 29
it's not as if you have to actually soldier it back together, just strip the plastic, twist the wires together and wrap it in electrical tape.
juliecat10 0
its not that big of a deal. You can sodder them back together. Ive done it before. Piece of cake.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Sodder? Unless you're talking about how I sodded your mom, I think you meant "solder".
generalasskicker 12
boom anteater burn
DocBastard 40
I promise I won't be dull and make any puns on this one. I promised to cut it out. Instead, I'll think of something more cutting edge. I'm at a loss at this point, probably due to this splitting headache. I'd probably butcher any attempt at being a cut-up anyway, so I'll just cleave it alone. That's what I get for paring humor and wit.
TryptamineDreame 0
Seriously just stop, you're embarrassing yourself, doctorrrr :)
DocBastard 40
I know, I know. It's a sickness. I'm on medications, but they aren't working. Electroconvulsive therapy, here I come.
TryptamineDreame 0
Viagra doesn't count...
jkamme54 2
daaammmnnnn she told your sorry ass
DocBastard 40
My ass is not sorry, thanks very much. And that's not the only thing Dreamy has done to my ass. Wait a minute...
Il_Maestro 6
SOUNDS like you couldn't resist the puns
Tcaret300 12
lolZz
supertacowaffle 41
win:)
EvanJ_fml 0
That's not very punny. Cut it out.
Skroal_stomper 5
Dude? It's never extra.
mizluvsercat 0
Haha
selenajade 0
haha your fault for purchasing expensive headphones
Lolzords 11
YDI, shoulda ran the headphone wire inside your shirt.
mapleleafs34 0
if that's all u can complain about, then ur life is perfectly fine. not fml worthy.
LFAM_fml 0
Yup I agree, Not FML worthy.
fakeaccountX 6
Right. Pubic hair, on the other hand...