Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML
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Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I was out jogging. As I took a rest to have a drink of water, a car pulled onto the sidewalk and bumped into me. Not just any car; my dad's car. He then drove away. FML
Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, a soccer ball hit my car while I was going 75 mph on the freeway during my drive home. I still don't know how to explain it. FML
Today, I saw a father and son playing football in a car park as I was on my way to work. The ball rolled towards me, so feeling nice, I kicked it back to them. Turns out it went straight through their car window. FML
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george_s_4 32
Well at least you're ok. I hope your mother apologized and hopefully it won't happen again
sciencebitches 11
That's completely irresponsible of her... She should get in some serious trouble for such reckless driving. I hope you're okay though!
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Comments (34)
raphou 4
How did you not notice your mom getting into, then moving her car?
tygerarmy 35
OP is actively playing soccer with their dad. How did mom not see what she is driving into?
FIGHTER_goat 5
And the "Mother of the Year" award goes to... not your mother.
sazarra 14
Kind of reminds me of something I would do (on accident of course). Driving isn't my forte.
mineller 24
I can't believe she ran into to you
epicgamer 18
Not everything is "just an accident" ;)
brenton490 19
It's okay op you can always call 1-800-new-parent.
TotalLose 5
Are you ok?
sherman77 5
Well, now you know how deer feel...
aliwells 6
don't feel bad I got run over by my grandmother and broke my ankle