By jogger - 27/11/2011 05:30 - United States

Today, I was jogging when a woman ran out of her house and handed me an invitation for a party. What was the invitation for? A weight loss treatment party. Guess the jogging isn't working. FML
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By Spaceballs - 27/08/2023 00:02

Today, I got an invite to my high school reunion. With visions of wowing my former classmates, I set about starting a diet and exercise regimen. The universe had other plans. On my first run out in the fields, I managed to trip over an invisible pebble, fall into a puddle, and fuck my ankle up. The only thing I'm reuniting with now is my couch and a bag of ice. FML
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Mirorbo 26

Ugh... I know people think they're trying to help when they do stuff like this, but really, all it does is hurt the person's feelings and make you look like a total ass.

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tyghl55 4

Hahaha awesome. Watch what you eat though. All that jogging is for nothing if you dont eat good calories and less than your maintenance level

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Evey15 4

She was probably giving it to u cuz she saw u were jogging for weight loss and wanted to help ^.^

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michaelscott69 0

Don't feel bad, she probably handed it to you because your jogging gave off the impression that you want to lose weight. Jogging helps a lot if you keep at it, I lost 40lbs like that.

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doglady 16

Don't give up sweetie, props for being out there pounding the pavement. It'll pay off in the long run (no pun intended)!!

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trulymickeyj 13

Give the party a try, the worse that could happen is ou don't lose weight and she's a weirdo...

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blackwidowtaco 31

What a bitch. At least you're trying op! Don't let her discourage you!

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