Buggga
Australia
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
unbelievable
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Noname
France
Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML
thats_not_good
United States
For life
Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. Fifty minutes into the tattoo on my back, the artist said, "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML
hairybetty
United States
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
damnit
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Australia
Inked
Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off, only to learn that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML
Wanderlei Santos
Deep ink
Today, I'm going to get my first tattoo. Too bad it's inside my colon so the surgeon can mark the section to remove. FML
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
UnpredictableSurface
Today, a tattoo artist send me home without tattoo because the acne on my back has gotten so bad, he refused to work on such an 'unpredictable surface'. FML
Beardedlady
Madison, United States
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
JasonX0656
Kalamazoo, United States
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Top comments
fearinabottle 0
everyone one has hair on their back. hair has to be removed for a tattoo. you're not special
MaramaBreaksFace 0
That is standard procedure when you get a tattoo. Calm the **** down. It's not the end of the world.
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Comments (215)
ikeaxface 0
any gender should shave for any tattoo on any part of the body xo
TheYDIguy 0
Hmmmm.... I wonder what you should have been doing while you were posting this FML.... YDI... and shave your back then obviously.
blo0_starZz 0
Don't be retarded, everybody has hair everywhere, but it's either really light or really hairy. Ofcourse, unless you want an infection then go ahead and be a bitch about it. :)
hayyj 0
i personally AM a licensed tattoo artist and its required to shave our clients before we tattoo thrm no matter gender, location, etc.
WeeWeebler 0
Don't worry. it's common for tattoo artists to shave the area they are putting a tattoo. I was kinda freaked and embarrassed my first time too. but this is the case for most people. =)
RadiationNeon 5
apparantly not
Cuddlezz 0
your not special they always shave wherever there about to be applying a tattoo everyone has what is called vellus hair all over their body it's just noticeable on some people
PillowMonster8 0
I'm sure her back wasn't thy hairy ,anywhere you get a tattoo you have to shave first [& haven't you ever heard of peach fuzz?!]
BryBabyyy 4
You know everyone has hair on their backs right
urmomsfml 0
Gross