By f*ckingdisgusted - 27/08/2011 01:13 - United States

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Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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zcheema17 0

Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...

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hopeless321 3

she's 16. what the **** did you expect to find?

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Rantarm 4

*after posting this FML, said op printed the paper... Later that night his daughter walks in on him masturbating... to her sex story... Softly moaning "Bella"

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i_luv_u3030 3

1. respect her privacy 2. who cares? shes a teenager thats typical 3. why the hell r u calling ur daughter a freak

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naiisrandom 7

Ydi for looking through her stuff breh. :/

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dragutz95 2

control the urge of snooping around my mom does that and it pisses me off

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Bamvytar 0

As if you're perfect, you snoop. How dare you say that about your own daughter, too.

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scotchnacid 4

It's ur kid man! WTF is wrong wit u?!

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goneblue 3

**** you for A snooping in your daughters privacy and B calling your own child a freak

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neotwinky 0

Ok I understand u r freaked out by ur daughters obsession to that horrible series and how far it went. But it's way worse for you to make a comment like how did I raise this freak. I'm sorry (to fml) but ur a big arrogant ass whole with a one track mind to dip shitted to stop and talk to your daughter to explain to her why this is a strange way to like something. Go F$:& yourself you piece of trash parent who has no right having a child. And to everyone else I will defend him for one thing. A couple of you are freaking out saying why do you know it's 5000 words u freak. Well he was cleaning her computer and word count has been around for some time now. EVERYBODY GET ONE!!!

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Levvy 22

And English lessons have been around for even longer, but you aren't taking advantage of those either.

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imac619 2

Ahhh haaa...One you raised a child who can't even click install because she's stuipd and she's being used as finger cuffs by made up people......You have failed.

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