Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a little boy wandering in the supermarket looking lost and distraught. I gently put my hand on his shoulder and said, “Hey buddy, where’s your mommy?” He screamed, “STRANGER DANGER!” and kicked me in the shin. His actual mom wandered over from the cheese section, gave me a dirty look, and walked off. FML.
Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML
Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML
Today, my kid was lying on the floor in Morrisons screaming, no matter what I tried to do, until another mother came, picked him up, and dumped him in the trolley seat. She then looked me up and down and said, “Girl, he’s 4 years-old and 3 feet tall, grow some fucking backbone.” She was so right too. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
Today, at my job working retail, I had just finished cleaning and straightening a whole aisle. This kid watched me do the whole thing. When I was done, he stuck his arm out, and ran it down the whole shelf, knocking everything off it. His mother just grabbed his hand and walked away. FML
Today, while working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost and wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face and harsh words for supposedly having kidnapped him. FML
Today, I saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket. Thinking it was a matter of lack of discipline, I waited for the kid’s mother to come out of the bathroom to tell her how naughty her son was being. I then got to watch her beat her son to the point of unconsciousness. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML
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nina_fml 0
I don't see how you could make this mistake. People who suffer from dwarfism tend to have a very characteristic body shape that looks nothing like a child...
6969awesome 0
lol not to be a spelling Nazi but 115 u just wrote a 5 letter word
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emmaleelee 0
#39-I know, I hate that, I always read the comments and people say stuff about the ones that have been moderated and I never know what's going on. It's annoying. If I remember correctly, number 19 called the OP a "******* *****" and a "stupid ****" (or maybe not stupid, but definitely a something ****) and basically said the OP was stupid and rude--not because of the midget thing, but because he/she shouldn't have talked to the kid like that because kids are individuals too. Which didn't make any sense because the OP didn't say it meanly to the kid, he/she was being nice.
ohhhhshizzz 0
#s4, 28 & 39: Can you read? The OP said MIDGET, not DWARF. Very different things. Come on guys, ya'll should be smarter than this. But hey that sucks but you should have been like: Can I help you get something. Save him & you the embarrasment.
RNorthlandLGB 0
you should see a difference in muscle proportion however...
Heidi_fml 0
But why would it be necessary to ask him that? If it was a child, he could have gone to get something for his mother in another aisle, etc. Everyone these days is so insane about "zomg a child without a parent two inches behind them!".
tehhotness 0
#21, you took the words right out of my mouth
ChocolateQueen 0
LOLL that was funny but also i feel bad for you xD
AnnaSeptic 0
LOL the same thing happened to my mom!! Except the midget had long hair and she thought he was a girl XD
Sara_Elric 0
Did he had an automail? Wasn't the name of the midget Edward Elric? LOL XD (sorry, I had to say it since no one else did =P )
APit 0
why would u ask him that in the 1st place? lol
robbietherabbit 0
lol #32 and 33, like "proceed" is a big word?