Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a little boy wandering in the supermarket looking lost and distraught. I gently put my hand on his shoulder and said, “Hey buddy, where’s your mommy?” He screamed, “STRANGER DANGER!” and kicked me in the shin. His actual mom wandered over from the cheese section, gave me a dirty look, and walked off. FML.
Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML
Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML
Today, my kid was lying on the floor in Morrisons screaming, no matter what I tried to do, until another mother came, picked him up, and dumped him in the trolley seat. She then looked me up and down and said, “Girl, he’s 4 years-old and 3 feet tall, grow some fucking backbone.” She was so right too. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
Today, at my job working retail, I had just finished cleaning and straightening a whole aisle. This kid watched me do the whole thing. When I was done, he stuck his arm out, and ran it down the whole shelf, knocking everything off it. His mother just grabbed his hand and walked away. FML
Today, while working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost and wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face and harsh words for supposedly having kidnapped him. FML
Today, I saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket. Thinking it was a matter of lack of discipline, I waited for the kid’s mother to come out of the bathroom to tell her how naughty her son was being. I then got to watch her beat her son to the point of unconsciousness. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML
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nina_fml 0
I don't see how you could make this mistake. People who suffer from dwarfism tend to have a very characteristic body shape that looks nothing like a child...
6969awesome 0
lol not to be a spelling Nazi but 115 u just wrote a 5 letter word
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rachelhuggo 0
You could've just helped him get what he was reaching for instead
elmstreet93 0
Why would you just randomly ask him that lol
icanhazlizard 0
Man, that sucks. Okay, so you can sort of tell even from behind if you look close enough--but who expects to see a midget wandering around? Your brain goes immediately to "kid." So it's not really your fault--if he was pissed, he needs to develop a thicker skin. I'm not a midget, but I am very short (4'9") and I try not to get mad at the people who make those kinds of mistakes, but just at the situation that made the mistake possible.
AkihiroHattori5 0
Wow I feel really bad for you, but don't kids look different from dwarves, even from the back?
Tucatz 0
You should then have tossed him.
AkihiroHattori5 0
#2- good idea, but then the dwarf might've yelled at her for trying to help him/her
f_this_noise 0
someone already put something almost exactly like this up. think of something more original. lame
FMyLifeAgain 0
@nina Dwarfism and being a midget are two different things. Dwarfs have some body parts that's are in normal proportions. Midgets are all small =]
lalatapala 0
Don't treat kids that way in the first place, ******* *****. They understand you're feeling of dominance, they are understanding creatures as well. Treat them as an individual. You ******* deserve that shit, little ****.
LiveLoveLife_fml 0
Oh yea! THIS is why people need to stop doing things like that! Just say, excuse me, may I be of assistance? I know it's tec. not ur fault but people HAVE to b more careful about this! Think about how the 'midget' feels...and btw, was he a midget or a dwarf? Cause those are 2 separate things..