Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML
Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML
Today, I was sitting next to the guy I like and he was doing homework. Then, he looks up, his eyes meeting mine. His smooth voice mutters my name as his face inches closer to mine. I can feel his minty breath against my face. My pulse is racing. Then, he says, "What's a pronoun?" FML
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Serial 2
there's only one solution...take out the competition
Jaywin 3
Awkward...make sure he's talking to you next time? I mean there's really not much to say about this except for "that sucks".
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Comments (43)
emery52 0
this happened to me during a volleyball time out when the coach was saying "GREAT JOB YOU DID AWESOME!" to someone, and held up his hand for a high five. I went to high five him when i noticed he was already high fiveing someone else, who he was really complimenting. so embarassing.
emery52 0
this happened to me during a volleyball time out when the coach was saying "GREAT JOB YOU DID AWESOME!" to someone, and held up his hand for a high five. I went to high five him when i noticed he was already high fiveing someone else, who he was really complimenting. so embarassing.
Kira_fml 0
Oh, grow up! Your life is not ******!
lains 0
he's gay don't worry.
hollyberry 0
Oooh, I hate when that kind of thing happens. It's so akward.
Juli_fml 0
aww
balanceMMX 0
I hate it when that happens... like everyone else. Just know we've all had it happen to us.
crushedchris 0
Ahhh, that happens to everyone. :( Kinda sucks.
Jareth_fml 0
Awkward. Why would you assume that he was talking to you if you were turned away from him?
f_ckkl_fe 0
how embarassing! fyl