Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML
Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML
Today, I was sitting next to the guy I like and he was doing homework. Then, he looks up, his eyes meeting mine. His smooth voice mutters my name as his face inches closer to mine. I can feel his minty breath against my face. My pulse is racing. Then, he says, "What's a pronoun?" FML
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Serial 2
there's only one solution...take out the competition
Jaywin 3
Awkward...make sure he's talking to you next time? I mean there's really not much to say about this except for "that sucks".
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Comments (43)
sLap_fml 0
wow, i did something like that! the guy i have this HUGE crush on is two years older then me, and one day we basically had the same thing on.. blue sweater, grey sweats. he was walking down the hallway, and was like "nice sweater!" i thought he was talking to me.. fml.
Avenging_Angel 0
Bummer... But this isn't am FML. It's an everyday awkward moment that I'm sure we've all had. Not very original.
SpasticTurnip 4
Oh dear, Awkward much ? xD
flockz 20
kill her
Cookiegirl222 0
I don't think this has happened to me before, but I have been told to fix my hair :/
plum_lovin 28
That's not good. I've done this plenty of times. So now I look up and wait for them to ask me again to make sure they are talking to me. And then if they do ask again is say "Who me?" and theres the answer... ;)
maddygirl820 10
I do that all the time
Julianne_sings 10
I've done that plenty of times. Just try and laugh it off. I'm sure they didn't think anything of it.
fantasyworld 39
Awkward.
XQuartzX 15
This has also happened to me, OP, way too many times. I still think people are trying to talk to me. Best thing to do is look over to see if they are talking to you.