Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML
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Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML
Today, at work, I overheard two of my coworkers talking about how "creepy" and "ugly" I am, and that I look like I'd be the kind of guy to sneak into someone's house and "have my way" with them. Boy, did that sure help with my self-esteem issues. I'm going to go and report them, but still. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML
Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML
Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, I overheard my younger coworkers discussing my age. They said, “How old is she? Some days she looks like she's 35 and other days she looks like she's 58!” FML
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your_face 15
I recommend not telling them outright that you overheard them, but subtly suggesting it if you get a chance. Be the bigger person, but comment that you're worried about your image, and use their own words as examples of things you're worried about. Also, make sure to comment how glad you are that you can trust them to be upfront and honest, and not talk about you behind your back. I was in the bathroom in my dorm room once when my roommate came back with her friends. She started talking about me just as I was finishing, so I washed up and walked out, smiling and greeting her as if I hadn't heard her, even though I obviously had. The look on her face was priceless - the entire group quickly moved to someone else's room.
Selii87 0
theyre jealous...
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laughatu 0
If they were really your friends they wouldn't care what you look like, obviously they are not your not your friends. **** em
silly_kate 0
well, they're too pussy to say it to your face, so **** 'em! i caught chicks calling me 'emo' once, and i was like 'oh really? **** you!' they ran off! 'emo' girls are apparently scary! :P!
theblackpoop 0
hahahaha
RatIsKing 0
#13: anyones scary that's just been insulted O.o
Mauskau 36
some people I knew did that to me once. one of the reasons why I hate public toilets as I can listen in to anything. They kept complaining about how I flirted with a few of my exes a bit too much. Then they started going on about how I'm short and fat (I'm 7stone and 5ft) yet I have big boobs which is probably what the guys want otherwise they wouldn't wanna go near me. When I was done, I opened the door, walked up to them and said "Hey. I'm on this new strict diet that says I'm not allowed to go near bitches like you two. Bye." and walked off. (I only went to the toilet because I was fed up with someone in a lesson.)
Midnightpearls 13
Are you sure they weren't talking about me?
DecayDance_fml 0
Well, be thankful - atleast they didn't call you a heffa.
KYTRwerepyre 0
yes emo girls are very scary... i know i am one
KYTRwerepyre 0
plus that sucks those bitches dont deserve you as a friend if they treat you like that...
allycatloo24 0
wow what fake biznatches. they are definately jealous
Metzler31 17
agreed! I'd definitely be way too skinny than way too fat! it could be worse...