Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML
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Today, I was in a meeting at work, trying to keep my composure. I quietly shifted in my chair and accidentally let out a fart. It echoed in the conference room, and everyone stared at me in stunned silence. My boss sarcastically said, “Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.” FML
Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML
Today, I was in a long meeting and desperately needed to fart. I carefully tried to release it slowly, but of course, it was the loudest fart I've ever made. Just after it happened, my boss looked at me and said, “That's the best contribution you've ever made in one of these meetings.” FML
Today, my boss let me sit in on a board meeting. It was awesome until the guy next to me let out a vile fart, then looked at me in disgust, causing the others to look at me in disgust too. When I told my boss what really happened, he told me to grow up and stop blaming the other guy. FML
Today, I found out that my CEO knows my name when she followed me into the bathroom and called it out in a disgusted tone when I farted so loudly, she could hear it from four stalls over. FML
Today, I accidentally farted at a board meeting. My boss thought it came from the guy sitting next to me and gave him hell for being a pig. I was too mortified to say anything, even when the guy blamed it on me, which caused my boss to rage at him for lying and then to kick him out. FML
Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML
Today, I farted during a Zoom call in front of our client. I thought mic was muted. My Team Lead had lot of things to say to me. FML
Today, I held in an explosive fart during a co-worker's rant and waited a few seconds after he left the room to release the Kraken. Forgetting something, he returned mid-fart. Before either of us could say anything, our boss came into the room. FML
Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML
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Whydoyouask 11
Should've been like "yea, hold on, I wan't done"
Poundingsand 0
Did they take it under consideration?
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Comments (70)
paladininwaiting 1
HAHA!!! Funny ass shit....pun intended....Ask your boss if I can get hired. I like ppl with a sense of humor
Flutist 3
Geez, your comment should have been, "Good, checking if everyone was awake."
munim 0
not bad. your boss has a sense of humour :P
terriibabiiix23 0
next time, try to be discreet.
imsotired 0
assuming you have had a good previous relationship w/ the guy or in the company, then it's not that bad. you can even make it into a joke, calling yourself the 'fart guy/gal'.
whatthefuckcunt 0
i absolutely ******* love your comment. for nothing else but the fact that you have the courage to admit you wouldn't mind spending your days being known as "that fart guy/girl". not many people are that brave, fart guy, not many people at all..
haterofreality 0
HOW DID THEY KNOW IT WAS U? epic win
seafea 0
you should have stood up and yelled "WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NELLY! THAT ONE RIPPED A HOLE IN MY UNDERPANTS!"
52miscellaneous 0
Totally, TOTALLY one of the funniest LMF entries ever!!!! Kudos to your boss . . . .
FMLFORTHEWIN 0
ooooppss...lollz!!
ThatBrownChick 0
HAHAHAHA be like Peter Griffin & cover up your farts with coughs. :P