Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML
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Today, I was in a meeting at work, trying to keep my composure. I quietly shifted in my chair and accidentally let out a fart. It echoed in the conference room, and everyone stared at me in stunned silence. My boss sarcastically said, “Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.” FML
Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML
Today, I was in a long meeting and desperately needed to fart. I carefully tried to release it slowly, but of course, it was the loudest fart I've ever made. Just after it happened, my boss looked at me and said, “That's the best contribution you've ever made in one of these meetings.” FML
Today, my boss let me sit in on a board meeting. It was awesome until the guy next to me let out a vile fart, then looked at me in disgust, causing the others to look at me in disgust too. When I told my boss what really happened, he told me to grow up and stop blaming the other guy. FML
Today, I found out that my CEO knows my name when she followed me into the bathroom and called it out in a disgusted tone when I farted so loudly, she could hear it from four stalls over. FML
Today, I accidentally farted at a board meeting. My boss thought it came from the guy sitting next to me and gave him hell for being a pig. I was too mortified to say anything, even when the guy blamed it on me, which caused my boss to rage at him for lying and then to kick him out. FML
Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML
Today, I farted during a Zoom call in front of our client. I thought mic was muted. My Team Lead had lot of things to say to me. FML
Today, I held in an explosive fart during a co-worker's rant and waited a few seconds after he left the room to release the Kraken. Forgetting something, he returned mid-fart. Before either of us could say anything, our boss came into the room. FML
Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML
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Whydoyouask 11
Should've been like "yea, hold on, I wan't done"
Poundingsand 0
Did they take it under consideration?
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Comments (70)
MrMaD_fml 2
C'mon, who farts in a meeting.
OLOtheDemigodess 0
...Lol? A fart is uncontrollable, dufus.
violentturtle 0
LOL. No, they aren't.
myfriend_youfail 3
Some farts just slip out, yeah. But the majority of the time, you can tighten up the good ole anal sphincter and hold it in until you reach a more acceptable location to rip ass. And OP, didn't you know? Farting is the method that replaced raising your hand or clearing your throat if you wish to speak. SAY SOMETHING, damnit, it's rude to request the floor and just sit there! xD
MrMaD_fml 2
man, if your farts are just ''slipping out'' it's time to re-evaluate your sexual fetishes..
myfriend_youfail 3
MrMaD xD It's more of a matter of internal pressure from the gases. If there's too much pressure, that anal sphincter is opening whether you like it or not. That being said.....your comment was win. EPIC win, considering I'm drunk enough to find just about anything funny. :D
MrMaD_fml 2
lmao, **** it, I'll take the compliment.
JokingJoe 0
i agrreeee. epic win.
ANTONKR 0
you should have burped
Finalmoech1 0
I would have said yes and let out another one ^.^
1990TD 6
your boss= FTW!!!
FerrariCake 2
Your boss is awesome. If I had been in the room I would have fallen out of my seat laughing.
God_Of_Purgatory 0
This totally should have been on MLIA. Really? A fart? That is friggin' awesome. Shoulda capped it off with a huge belch and pattin' your stomach. I totally would have.
Betsyyy13 0
HAHAHA! Amazing!
jonny2x4 0
You should have added, "Bean burritos rule!" and left.
DynamicDave 11
I'm not sure what was funnier, the FML or the comments!
cefarix 5
Funniest FML ever.