Today, I was in a car accident on the way to work. I called my boss and told him I had to deal with the police and the accident report and didn't know how long it would take. He got mad and said I "should have picked a better time to do this". FML
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Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
Today, I got into a bad car accident, where I got severe whiplash, swollen knees, and cuts everywhere. I called my boss to let him know I wouldn't be able to make it in and he fired me for being 'not dependable'. FML
Today, as I was driving to work in the aftermath of a terrible blizzard that came through my area last night, a lady slid through an intersection and hit my car, totaling it. I called my boss and told her what happened, only to have her tell me that we were closed due bad roads. No one told me. FML
Today, I got hit by a car walking to work. My first thought wasn't to call 911 or my husband, but to call work to let them know I wouldn't be able to make it in for my shift. FML
Today, I helped save three people, including a newborn, when I was sole witness to a bad car crash. My boss said that wasn’t a valid reason to be 4 hours late for work and fired me. FML
Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML
Today, I was supposed to start my first day of work at my dream job. However, my car had other plans and refused to start. When I called my boss to tell him I was going to be late, he told me not to come in at all and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, my coworker was supposed to pick me up to go to a work event as my car is broken. I waited 3 hours and he never showed. After he arrived late to the event due to traffic, he told my boss that he waited for me and I never came out. Guess who's unemployed now. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
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Top comments
ruckfules85 34
"Sorry my car wreck was inconvenient for you. I will be sure to schedule my next accident better in the future."
Mylehz 13
I don't understand how bosses think such things can even be controlled.
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Comments (41)
Etweens96 25
Sorry to hear about the accident OP! Glad you're ok!
oasis359 13
does your boss kniw what an accident is?
SecundusSecunda 27
You should just learn to apparate from your home to your workplace. No car accidents there!
harrypotterfan22 21
OP could get splinched though.
bella_nana347 23
Maybe he should've picked a better time to be a complete asshole :)
capnbzarr 43
So, your boss is clearly a tool. But I need more information to decide how to vote your post. Was the collision your fault, or somebody else's? If it was your fault, then you deserved it. If not, then FYL.
Fairyjoshy 13
Why does it matter? If it's their fault or not, it won't kill you to show sympathy.
capnbzarr 43
And it won't kill them if their YDI number anonymously goes up by one, either. However, it might very well *literally* kill them if they're a dangerous driver and they don't realize it.
rustybucket 24
Ugh been there before, OP. Sorry your boss is a douche and I hope you're okay!
PapaSmash 14
hey yeah man can you wait to hit my car I gotta be at work in 15 minutes. Sorry OP that sucks.
user53658 15
Is your boss Willem Massier ?
WreckeRalph36 18
Next time just run him over with your car.
silverbane27 13
Not going to lie if a dealership did this to me they would never have my business again