Money: Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2... - FML

By horniness - 10/10/2009 16:30 - Hong Kong

Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML

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illwill514 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:11

that's stealing. ydi for sure

mister_moops 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:12

wow, you asshole.

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Roxanna1029 14

Saturday 21 September 2013 22:23

You would've felt good about yourself if you gave it back.

duma191 21

Saturday 5 October 2013 17:53

you're an ass but that's not grounds to fire you.

haxthis 3

Sunday 3 August 2014 17:59

Your name and the fml don't match

claudia19801811 14

Friday 8 August 2014 17:39

YDI definitely

i_needa_username 17

Monday 3 November 2014 20:06

YDI

hurley12 30

Saturday 28 March 2015 17:11

YDI thief

mikuxxhatsune 32

Thursday 2 July 2015 4:45

If someone calls after it, its theirs. If nobody takes it then its yours. Rule number 183 in the law of finders keepers.

_lifemyfuck_ 11

Tuesday 22 March 2016 8:50

Let's just pretend you weren't an asshole for stealing in the first place... How did you not recognize your own boss ?

sdeprived 7

Sunday 1 May 2016 3:57

You're an idiot

Sherlihy 6

Saturday 7 May 2016 22:09

I hope you didn't post this looking for support

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