By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents and my younger brothers. I guess I got too used to the rougher language around the Army barracks where I'm stationed. At the breakfast table I asked my Mom to "pass me the f***ing butter". FML
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jillie_fml 0

HAHAHAHA nice one. I was at my mom's and accidentally said her cat is so ******* cute.

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RuralNinja 0

That almost happened to me too when I was back on leave a few months ago.

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flavadog 0

seriously ******* shitty bad fml-.-

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chy_fml 22

this is sooooooooooo not an FML next time watch what you say at the breakfast table. YDI

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emer_helena 0

I personally dont believe in violence but congrats to you for being so brave. People please stop replying #6, hes stupid, we get it. How old are your little brothers? If your parents are super conservative that sucks but if they're not im sure they understood

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NightStar 0

That's just funny. Lol. I can just imagine my family's face if I said something like that. It wouldn't be pretty.

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shelbypoo 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that just made my day

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Curtieeeez 0

#17, you say swearing is low class? Now, if you were to be serving in the forces, then I would shut the hell up now, and if you are, then okay, fair does, but I don't believe you are, and therefore, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

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SuicideSaint_fml 0

Doesn't matter I do the same thing at school and the teachers don't give a damn lol.

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whimsical_fml 0

That made me laugh so much it's not even funny. I guess it's the lack of necessity for a swear there that did it. But yeah, dude, no. Swears + moms = no good at all.

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CaptainDDL 0

I've had an older coworker tell me this exact same story. Crazy.

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