Miscellaneous: Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents... - FML

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents and my younger brothers. I guess I got too used to the rougher language around the Army barracks where I'm stationed. At the breakfast table I asked my Mom to "pass me the f***ing butter". FML

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jillie_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:06

HAHAHAHA nice one. I was at my mom's and accidentally said her cat is so ******* cute.

RuralNinja 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:04

That almost happened to me too when I was back on leave a few months ago.

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thisishilarious 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:54

#6 is a ****, also its fine dude. the army will do that to you.

mrhahn530 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:56

Haha thanks. I'm usually pretty chill about things, but i just can't take these assholes who are too stupid to understand what our troops go through. What are troops go through while they're sitting on the couch watching TV and getting hot showers...

iwadasn 32

Sunday 4 December 2011 4:06

And yet you're too stupid to know the difference between "are" and "our."

fantome_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:59

...I don't see the problem. lol

defiantawakening 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:00

how is this an FML?

mucrew 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:01

hey # 6 go **** urself... then go join the army so others can go **** u up then u'll see that ur a worthless peice of crap

dan81892 2

Friday 15 May 2009 0:01

LMAO

SuperSpore 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:01

If my parents yelled at me for swearing, they would be such hypocrites. lol

okenter 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:03

I did this for about a year after I separated from the Army. Eventually, you'll acclimate to a new set of social mores.

MooCow1 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:03

that's not a FML you are just an idiot

paperfox_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:04

Americans really do spend every waking minute licking military bum, huh?

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