By luckygirl - 14/12/2009 09:05 - United States

Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML
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Indiana_fml 4

At least that's a line which will never be overused.

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SSC_fml 0

Hey, it's original, props to the person who said it :)

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Otium_fml 3

Ouch, not the best pick-up line... This kinda reminds me of a joke pick-up line my brother told me about: A guy holds a napkin infront of a girl and asks: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

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Batman4890 0

yeh i have used that was well.... obv i was taking the piss did u ever think he might have been as well? and yeh **** ur life some1s bad at hitting on u...... u shud consider suicide obv not for ur benefit but for myn

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ArtistsSunshine2 0

Its a Weird Al song called Wanna B Ur Lovr. Its not a parody, its an original song and it has a bunch of cheesy pick up lines in it.

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Dr_Diaper 0

Yeah, your life totally ******* sucks. how do you manage to not kill yourself after that happened?

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drumhellermd 0

I just completely lost my mind laughing!! hysterical

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TheMisplacedEnd 0

If someone said that to me I would find it extremely funny.

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lem0n_fml 0

First time I've laughed at an FML in a long time.

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Emperor_Jim 0

It's so stupid when women complain about being hit on. Someday you'll be old and fat, and you'll long for the days when random guys would tell you how much they wanted to bang you.

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Astrophilia 0

A pick up line like that isn't an expression of lust, it's just IRL trolling. Being told you're like diarrhea isn't flattering in the least, and no old lady would miss being told that.

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