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By Carnifex - 09/08/2021 07:59

Today, I'm an overweight guy who has lost 40lbs, and I found out my online dating profile was disabled for encouraging violence. It was a picture of me, in a bulletproof vest, in my uniform at work, because it was the best picture I got thanks to my weight loss journey, and I'm only 50 pounds away. FML
I agree, your life sucks 844
You deserved it 131

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Nikki 15

It sounds like your life is going great, who cares about online dating when you’re killing it at getting healthy, you’ll be able to meet plenty of people in person the way you are going!

Maybe you shouldn't have written "I'll shoot a full load inside all of you!" in your bio.

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Nikki 15

It sounds like your life is going great, who cares about online dating when you’re killing it at getting healthy, you’ll be able to meet plenty of people in person the way you are going!

Moezzz 6

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"This time, baby, I'll be bulletproof!" Just explain to the site you're a big La Roux fan.

Maybe you shouldn't have written "I'll shoot a full load inside all of you!" in your bio.