Today, I was hit by a car in a parking lot. The person sped off; I broke three ribs. My parents screamed at me for not getting the driver's info. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got hit by a car while going out for a jog. As I writhed on the floor in pain, I heard the driver say, “Sorry!” and the sound of tires squealing. He’d sped off. I didn’t get a chance to get his license plate. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into. I politely asked him to move. He had a go at me, so I kick his car twice, in front of a few witnesses. The car is fine. I ripped two ligaments in my foot and I'll have a cast for a month. FML
Today, I went outside and walked to my car, only to see someone had hit and run my car while it was parked. My insurance company deemed my car a total loss. The person who did this never got caught. FML
Today, I saw someone get out of a car without putting it in park. I sprinted over and jumped in, trying to stop the car before it went down an incline. I didn't make it. I now have a dozen broken bones, need surgery, and was just informed I'm being held responsible for the wreck, since I was in it last. FML
Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness, as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML
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Top comments
fischerxx 10
Did the parking lot have a security camera?
whatthefreshhell 15
Broken ribs are one of the most painful things, sorry OP.
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Comments (74)
rocketiquette 20
Gives a whole new meaning to those vicious parked cars. They sit and wait and.... Bam! Goner.
Dadothy 8
It's people like that who make me lose faith in humanity.
gc327072 31
I hear the Curiosity rover is lonely.
Dadothy 8
It's people like that who make me lose faith in humanity.
Krirn 21
This is why we have rules, you shouldn't have touched George.
ReggieReefer 12
best response yet! ;)
clemsi 20
The pic is what really sells it though.
StormGirl142 24
Because the first thing on your mind after having your ribs smashed is totally gonna be, "What's that ******'s tag number?" Sorry about your parents, OP.
rocketiquette 20
Well for me it would be
Pleonasm 36
You didn't get the driver's info? What the hell? DId you at least make sure to not get the car damaged? AH **** look what you've done to it! And your ribs? More money to pay in medical bills. You inconsiderate bastard!
rg350dx 29
Mom? Is that you?? Uncanny.
abukaramel 10
You broke your ribs and that's what your parents were worrying about?
Shmatterhorn 38
I'm thinking that OP's parent are more worried about the medical bill.
NewYorkMexPR 14
My parents would of reacted the same way. I feel ur pain
rg350dx 29
That sounds exactly like my parents! I'm pretty sure it's just misguided frustration towards the fact that their offspring is now damaged and there's no definite way to determine who hit OP. I'm sure they care about you and the fact you were injured. They were just upset at the time and people say things that don't sound the most compassionate when they're irate.
TheChipster91 5
Your parents are just angry because they love you and don't want your attacker to get away with their act.