Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML
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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend said to me, “Who’s your daddy?” during the deed and it was so off-putting, I said my dad's actual name. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with an ex when he whispered in my ear, "Who's my baby?" I, being very bad at dirty talk, said, "You." FML
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
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michael_wells831 16
I never have a girl call me daddy it's just weird and a turn off like I'm not trying to role play incest haha
sarah2144 14
Saying who's your daddy during sex is creepy as ****.
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Comments (115)
Overreactive 16
Lol she was probably just confused
anonymousguy1569_fml_fml 12
I'm going to guess the milkman.
chazzywazzy654 22
Why is this thumbed down, it's hilarious xD
abigiggles 39
This is a repeat. I've read it before.
SeriousJoker72 18
Dude that's really weird and creepy! Why would you even ask that!?
____gerard____ 11
It's kinda normal .__. But it's also ******* terrifying
__GLaDOS__ 5
Is it just me, or are there too many "daddy names in relationships" FMLs?
kaylee129 14
Complete turn off!
fiveforfighting 26
Oops! I'm sure she knows you didn't know and she may have found it funny even, good luck in the future OP!
smeboo 12
Welp! Definitely not you! Guess you should never use that phrase again.... Please...
Geffort 10
lol very funny.
TomeDr 25
Who says things like that? Weirdo.