By OhFseriously123 - 06/08/2009 10:05 - Italy

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Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML
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sportmaster525 0

why did you check your text in the middle of your "activity"?

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Anderling 32

That sucks. At least your sister's honest with you. FYL.

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my_fml_account 2

Man, now you know your girlfriend is faking it AND you know your sister knows how to fake it too. Thats like a double whammy. FYL dude, FYL.

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ndnsweetie 0

ew why would u have sex with ur sister next door gross

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toxicxflower 0

your so immature about this. besides, it's not like your parents cared whether you were home or not, for all you know your parents probably had sex when ever they were in a different room. grow up.

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caramelize 0

YDI for reading a text message in the middle of sex.

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remysgal 0

If you were as uninvolved in the process as to read a text during it, I bet she was faking. Sometimes I wonder if people confuse foreplay and heavy petting with actual sex. Most men can't even hear a fire alarm when they're actually inside someone, let alone a text message alert.

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letitbe56 0

People still say "heavy petting"? Wow, I thought that was a term only the author of the puberty book I read when I was 12 used...

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EndZone 0

LMFAO! I was seriously wondering the same thing! What does that entail anyway...? :S

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letitbe56 0

"Heavy petting" is old-people speak for going below the waist--so fingering or a hand job.

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summer99 0

lol i don think people say that term outloud, but it is used in lots of books, sexual descriptions, etc.

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timtam24 0

you talking to me or are trying to get higher up?

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lloyd1992 0

what does pwned mean? lol

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rotf_coaster_9 0

its like getting ownd, with a mix of schooled and a pinch of awesome

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girandwogpig 0

Pwned; n, v; The total domination or shutdown of a person, place, or thing The word pwned, originated from the word owned, which derived from the word own, which came from the word, cat. The word pwned has become one of the most frequently used words throughout the world. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhb89V43KWc

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lloyd1992 0

umm thanks? lol :)

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misguidedvision 0

Bwahahaha nigahiga for the win, that was a great vid, but i like the how to be series better

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Abby97 0

OWNED BY YOUR LITTLE SISTER haha lol

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henri_fml 0

Good to know that it was a GIRL, and not a blow-up doll...

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a_cad_1 0

Your sister knows! You and your sister are doing the same girl.

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