Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML
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joeyl2008 29
Thank you. I have been really enjoying your panties.
quicksuper 14
Sorry OP, that sucks. Why would anyone sell panties, especially to someone random on Craigslist!
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Comments (82)
teamnikster 9
Well he's a keeper... PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD RECOGNIZE THE SARCASM
ohSNAPyall 27
I noticed your username has a 17 in it. I hope that's not your age.
kelardy 11
well time to tell him to go **** himself and the creeps he sells your stuff to, take the ring and sell it saying you needed more panties cuz he keeps selling yours. No man would want to share his girl's underwear with someone else
skittyskatbrat 19
Let him know that's okay, you sold HIS underwear to a guy off craigslist. And seriously. He stole your underwear, and sold them to some strange pervert. That is SO not okay. What's next, taking your pix as you shower and selling those? Time for a serious talk, and you might want to consider (if you still marry him) holding off the wedding a few decades until this boy-child GROWS UP.
RA91 26
But why??
Domonator 16
OP, a man who cares about you would not sell your underwear. He should respect you before committing -- you can't teach him basic empathy, anyway. No matter how difficult breaking up might be, divorce is more difficult.
tinyalmeida 11
This is a huge red flag!!!! Leave now before you're married to the weirdo!!!!
Garnetshaddow 30
DTMFA. That's a huge violation of trust. If he does this now... what else would he do?
6pointstuntin 12
how much did he make???
nofreeusernames 10
Now ex-fiancé I hope!