Today, I was going to work and got in the elevator. I was going through my bag for my phone and asked the man in the elevator to push the button for me. He gave me a look of death before I realized he had no arms. FML
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Today, I was in a big crowded elevator and had to struggle tried to press the button for my floor because no one close to the buttons bothered to ask me which floor I was going to. Instead, I hit the emergency stop button. The elevator stopped between floors for 20 minutes. Everyone stared at me like I was a movie villain. FML
Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML
Today, I was late for work and sprinted to catch the elevator. I made it just in time, only to realize I was in the elevator alone and had just dramatically dived into it for no reason. FML
Today, at work, I’ll admit that I wasn’t in a good mood. I work in fast food, and I went to hand this guy his food without looking and he didn’t grab it. I got frustrated so I FINALLY looked. With an equally as upset look, I noticed the guy didn’t have arms, so I’d just been shoving food in his face. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line told me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I had a headache, my legs were stiff, and my date must've thought I stood her up. The tech finally arrived, pries the door open, then rudely asked, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML
Today, at work I got in an elevator to go upstairs. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later and people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out and forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator and waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML
Today, I saw a woman struggling to hold the elevator. Trying to be helpful, I jumped forward and pressed the “close doors” button, thinking it was “open doors.” The doors shut right in her face. I had to awkwardly ride up ten floors in silence with three witnesses. FML
Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML
Today, we have elevators at my work, but you need to go to HR to get a key. I was denied one after I almost died in a car accident because I didn’t look “hurt enough.” FML
Today, a shop I do work for sent a driver to pick up a large item. The driver was helping me load it, but was struggling and holding it awkward like he didn't know how to hold something heavy. Angrily I yelled at him to grab it like me with both his hands gripping the bottom. Turns out he was missing a hand. FML
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MaxOfMetal 0
Then how did he get in and choose his floor in the first place? I'm calling shenanigans.
thatpianoguy612 0
Ouch.
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Comments (119)
its_just_b 0
lmao. jeeeesus lol FAIL
9az00 0
**** pushups!
TINFOILKNIGHT 0
first off, the armless ass was in the elevator by himself obviously he was perfectly capable of pushing a damn button, and handicap people always complain about not being treated like equals. so there :)
boro_freak 0
god damn it... is every freaking FML post a complete rip-off?? starting to think that nothing anyone says is real... this was the cherry on top of the cream and chocolate sprinkles... :x
dclover 0
"a look of death"? omg too funny!.....but wait if he couldn"t push the button then why would he be the only other one in the elevator?what did he hope to acomplish with no arms and buttons to push....alone......kinda stupid...maybe its fake....
thatfunnykid 0
omg rofl **** his life and how was he on the elevator considering u have to press the button to bring the elevator to your level
Choppybros90 0
this should be his FML. "today. while on the lift. someone told me to press the lift buttons for her...I have no arms"
Vishpal 0
That FML would probably take a VERY long time to type
Sickboy1 0
Im sure he had a more than capable nose he could have used, besides arent people like that suppose to be put down?
poopy910 8
Seriously?
Liveurlife123 0
Oh! Darn what are the chances??!
LilOly17 0
agreeing with 2, shenanigans