Love and Intimacy: Today, I was going to have sex for the first time, but when my... - FML

By Anonymous - 30/11/2018 05:00 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I was going to have sex for the first time, but when my girlfriend and I got naked, I couldn't get it up. I eventually got hard but it involved me thinking about the time I accidentally saw my girlfriend's brother naked. I think I may be gay. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 26 October 2018 10:42

Or bi. Or pan. Or possibly something else.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 30 November 2018 5:47

That’s not much of an FML these days. Just a few years ago, being gay could get you killed, or at least, unemployed.

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Stan_The_Man 7

Sunday 2 December 2018 22:27

Congratulations bud.

kujiens101 24

Monday 3 December 2018 6:15

Don’t worry about it, bro. It’s super common that you’re too nervous to get it up your first time. You might be gay or maybe thinking about the brother got you to stop your anxiety long enough to get up

im not dead 12

Tuesday 4 December 2018 0:58

as someone who is gay, you're almost defiantly gay lmao

Krystal.xo 12

Sunday 10 February 2019 6:08

welcome to being bi

Dmotron 6

Friday 15 February 2019 1:16

You think?

OneWhoKnows 5

Monday 5 August 2019 6:11

Don’t waste time with women dude you’re gay

cutiegayman 2

Friday 23 August 2019 4:13

yep your gay.

emmalou 19

Thursday 14 July 2022 4:34

sometimes it's the pressure of something that does it, maybe I felt less pressure thinking about him

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