Transportation: Today, I was going so slow in traffic that my GPS asked me if...

By anonymous - 25/07/2013 01:31 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was going so slow in traffic that my GPS asked me if I wanted to switch to pedestrian mode. FML

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xXKaanaXx 7

Sunday 28 July 2013 9:25

Seriously, how is this an fml?

someguy314159265 15

Wednesday 31 July 2013 0:22

Why is it a good idea to force everyone to own a car, again?

willliamfriend 18

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:33

Shut up Garmin! Lol

ad1836 19

Monday 14 December 2015 8:18

That's actually pretty funny. But yah traffic sucks.

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