Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML
Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML
Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked my students who had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. FML
Today, I was getting ready to perform a speech in anthropology on the globalization of public transportation and how it brings cultures together. On the bus ride there, the girls behind me were discussing ways to hide their track marks after injecting. FML
Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML
Today, I was listening to my favorite radio station outta Detroit. A commercial came on for a program that was giving federal grants to people who were going into a trade, like me. Right as I was getting excited I heard the words "brought to you by the government of Canada." FML
Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML
Today, I found out my son was selling pot for pesos. We live in New Jersey and have never planned on going to Mexico. FML
Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker asked everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had died of an overdose. As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh. I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitched me out for a good 5 minutes. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
yadisingh 5
Our future looks prosperous...
Dark__Angel66 24
*facepalm* unfortunately, some kids just aren't taught/don't care. It's sad though =/
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (162)
Drummerboy1234 0
wait... Mexico City isn't in Canada?
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
Ur not funny. Well I hope u were trying to be at least
djack0113 0
No it's in Africa, tard
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Hahaha ur all dum mexico is not even a city its a state duuuhhh.
ScarletBloom 14
*as Mexico
purplepink143 0
The funny thing is... Mexico city is in Mexico! Wow! Has anyone gone to school?
santi98 3
Wow you dumbass Mexico is a country, state and city!
ordinarybadger 0
Wait that's not where it's at?!?!! Damn
TheCylonmaster 3
He was probably Mexican so he blamed it on Canada.
KhronicSmoke 2
I am Mexicano and I would blame Canada =D
punjabi44 0
Of course this was in America..
mrs_bruno_mars 14
True...Americans are idiots.
tennisrapper1 14
Maybe he was just trying to be funny because nobody could screw THAT up XD
AnaBanana1918 7
Idk, kids today r messed up…
every1luvsboners 11
Probably because he knows that all of the good pot comes from Canada, not Mexico.
onthetoilet 3
And that's something we can be proud of. There is a leaf on my countries flag, do I need to explain
roseXthorns 8
Yes, Canadian pot is great. Wait, what? I mean pot is baaad.
SnowFlakeInAK 7
Boners for the win!! ... As always :)
the_enigma1019 1
Schools just are not what the once were, I remember when they cut your tongue out for speaking out. Which was only slightly worse than having your Hands cut off for stealing.
CVeNgineer 0
The teachers in my old school district were terrible, they get paid on the shit end of the stick. That's what are education is coming to
ahoytheredank 0
This is more of a WTF.