Miscellaneous: Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class....

By BluesMan1990 - 16/09/2009 10:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By Oops - 26/10/2018 12:00

Today, I went commando for the first time at school. It went really well until gym class, when I got distracted and changed like I normally do. I didn’t realize my mistake until my friends started laughing. I accidentally stripped in front of my whole class. FML

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By Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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By lostandconfused - 31/05/2019 05:00

Today, I was teaching a class of 17-year-old Japanese boys English. Tripping over a school bag, I caught my foot in the bottom of my very loose elastic trousers. I pulled them down with my foot as I stumbled, exposing my underwear to all 40 students. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2025 21:00 - China - Suzhou

Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML

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By paula434 - 05/12/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML

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By asdfghjkl - 10/02/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2023 03:00 - United States - Lindenhurst

Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML

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Fashion accessory

By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 06:01

Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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jobiff 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 16:15

how could you NOT feel drafty down therE?

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Wednesday 16 September 2009 16:17

"I wear underwear about, let's see, (starts counting fingers) about 65% of the time I'm on stage. Otherwise, I'm freeballing." -Nathan Explosion, "Metalocalypse"

Comments

mrose57 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 21:41

Good one, Plexico! Hopefully he was in pre-launch mode?

DeathShad0 1

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:07

FYL and YDI.

Arohanui 1

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:31

Today you really were the nutty professor! (:

JohnnyTheFox 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 0:15

Fake. College professors are old and most have never heard of FML.

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 17 September 2009 0:24

Rightttt. I'll remember that next time I see my teacher or parents on FML.

Gen2105 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 1:07

And that's why I have professors who are 25 years old?

drea11 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 0:32

those kids should report ur ass just for bein a retard.

qwerty123456789 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 1:01

You're lucky you weren't written up- you could have faced a stiff fine, been arrested for indecent exposure and done hard time. BTW, you shouldn't go commando if you have zippered pants- it is not pleasant if you mangle Mr. Happy.

damnstopmessinup 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 1:28

hey, I don't think the OP is the teacher. I think he's a student giving a presentation... Hence why 1) he doesn't list the exact # of students in his class and wastes more characters than necessary to describe approximate class size, and 2) his username has "1990" in it, which would make him either 18 or 19 (depending on what month he was born) if the year indicates his birth year. still... lesson of the day: wear pants that don't require a zipper and don't go commando.