yeah, that kinda happened to my english teacher a couple years ago... except it was a she and her skirt had split down the middle at the front. the boys loved it. personally... not so much. but the point is, well idk what the point is actually.. probably that they will most likely never let you forget about it, so FYL

#16. your ugly...

#23 the-stereotype, I was thinking he could use it to highlight his PowerPoint slides while leaving his hands free to diddle with his notes. One problem with that is if he noticed a pretty girl in the audience, everyone's gaze would be suddenly guided ceiling-ward. But I like the way you are thinking. A laser-illuminated pee stream would make for some unforgettable entertainment. Maybe Cirque de Soleil would be interested.

never had it happen...tough break, brodie bruce.

Me, neither *cough, cough*, I've just heard of that happening, *cough*, y'know.

I've sat in an exam room with a big boner once, the exam was on maths. Numbers get me hard obviously, it was also noticed. Good times. EDIT: And by big, I mean four and a half inches.

KaySL, I can see you there, across the pond, thinking to yourself: "Damn, if it's giggle-worthy, how am I going to snap it in two?" I let you percolate on that thought.

mercyFML, You made me think of my hot algebra teacher, Ms. Dietrich, who I had when I was 15. Her class was right after lunch and her husband was a gym teacher. In retrospect, I think she came to class sometimes just after a nooner. She looked like Teri Hatcher. Hot, hot, hot. Often enough, she'd have erect nipples and we boys would say "You're looking sharp, Ms. Dietrich" amongst ourselves. I remember how she'd call me up to the board to solve a problem and having to walk with my hand in a fist in my pocket and hunching over like Quasimodo. Aaah. Good times, GOOD TIMES!

Haha. Nice one Plex. There was a teacher in my high school (I had her for one class, but not this one in particular) who flirted with ALL the boys, didn't matter what they looked like either. Apparently (I have several reliable witnesses) one day in one of her classes, her top button of her low cut shirt popped open, pretty much exposing her boobs to the world. =)

If you haven`t noticed, every single FML has "today" in front of it - it`s a requirement. Just because it didn`t happen today doesn`t mean you can`t still post a FML.

And do you ever wonder why "Today" is put in front of each one? Because they want you to only post things that happened today, so we aren't flooded with stories of all the hundreds of FML moments we've all had over the years.