Intimacy: Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub, when she started to...

By Noname - 10/03/2009 09:56 - United States

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub, when she started to breathe heavily. So I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck, she then turns around and says "Tell my room mate I'm having an asthma attack." FML

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By Ekh0es - 11/04/2021 15:30 - United States - Garfield

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML

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You deserved it 2 501

Nice way to go, really

By motorboatofdoom - 30/03/2020 05:00

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is terrified of me seeing her sex faces, so she violently squished my face between her boobs during sex. I then had a severe asthma attack because I couldn't breathe properly. FML

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I'm coming !

By ally - 03/02/2009 19:34 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 238

You deserved it 8 526

By boo! - 17/02/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, I saw my friend across campus, and I decided that I wanted to play a trick on her and scare her from behind. Turns out, I scared a complete stranger with really bad panic induced asthma. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 534

You deserved it 42 993

By Anonymous - 31/08/2013 20:52 - Norway - Nesoddtangen

Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 930

You deserved it 4 019

By asthma_attacker - 14/11/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML

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You deserved it 2 915

Wanking to death

By Anonymous - 30/11/2013 00:17 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML

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You deserved it 12 427

By JRLJLS - 15/04/2013 09:09 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML

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You deserved it 11 522

By Walter - 24/10/2015 03:17 - Spain

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML

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You deserved it 6 253

By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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You deserved it 7 766

MEGAJOSH 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:15

So you kiss people's necks when they breathe heavily? Creepy.

dol567 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:10

Just a 'friend'? Hope she's OK

Comments

Stupoopy 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:08

Well? Did you do it?

tysta 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 7:01

Lesbians can die in hell

jadedwaitress 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 14:44

Bigots can burn in hell

fakeaccountX 6

Saturday 12 June 2010 20:26

**** you 49

ForTheMotherland 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 2:38

Wow 49. Just wow.

Tigertnt 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 18:10

why, 49? are they taking the girls that u MITE have a chance at? :3

Rubb3rDuckies 3

Monday 6 September 2010 20:36

Has anyone noticed that OP is a GIRL?

titanic12beth 0

Monday 27 December 2010 11:54

haha yep. o.O

MyNameIsBruce 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 6:15

I was just wondering about that

lolipop1234_fml 7

Saturday 22 September 2012 1:05

Yes she is a girl, people can be gay, why make a big thing about it.

kandy_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:09

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

thegirlnextdoorr 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 8:35

#2- Agreed. :D OP- I hope she's okay. FYL

goalie001 0

Monday 25 July 2011 8:01

Yeah totally when I'm getting ready for sexy time I sound like a tired dog

askingandy 23

Friday 25 April 2014 18:05

Because she was coming onto a friend without knowing for sure that's what she wanted. Or if she was even a lesbian or bi. Obviously.

UniUni 20

Friday 10 March 2017 20:47

so you just kiss your friend's necks when they breath heavily?

dol567 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:10

Just a 'friend'? Hope she's OK

bored88 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:12

wow i hope shes ok and don't worry about it its not like its ur fault she was having an asthma attack

DinoJR 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:13

Damn...that sucks, I would have been mad, but at the same time sympathetic.

MEGAJOSH 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:15

So you kiss people's necks when they breathe heavily? Creepy.

Ole_Stinker 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:15

Do you have a romantic interest in this friend, or were you just horny? I don’t know if this is a FML or a YDI without that information. If things are going to be awkward with someone you were interested in, then FML. If you are just going to be a little embarrassed but didn’t potentially screw up a chance at dating this woman by rushing things, YDI.

friedman_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:32

as long as shes okay this is funny, you kinda got owned haha

allstarplayer324 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:38

If she really is just a friend then i have no sympathy for you if you just started kissing her...besides i have asthma and if somebody thought i was getting excited when i couldn't breathe...well they would not be giving me a massage or whatever anymore.