By Noname - 10/03/2009 09:56 - United States

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Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub, when she started to breathe heavily. So I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck, she then turns around and says "Tell my room mate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
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MEGAJOSH 0
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So you kiss people's necks when they breathe heavily? Creepy.

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dol567 0
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Just a 'friend'? Hope she's OK

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Stupoopy 0
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Well? Did you do it?

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tysta 0
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Lesbians can die in hell

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jadedwaitress 0
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Bigots can burn in hell

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fakeaccountX 6

Fuck you 49

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Tigertnt 0

why, 49? are they taking the girls that u MITE have a chance at? :3

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Rubb3rDuckies 3
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Has anyone noticed that OP is a GIRL?

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MyNameIsBruce 0

I was just wondering about that

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lolipop1234_fml 7
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Yes she is a girl, people can be gay, why make a big thing about it.

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kandy_fml 0

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thegirlnextdoorr 0
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#2- Agreed. :D OP- I hope she's okay. FYL

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goalie001 0
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Yeah totally when I'm getting ready for sexy time I sound like a tired dog

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askingandy 23
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Because she was coming onto a friend without knowing for sure that's what she wanted. Or if she was even a lesbian or bi. Obviously.

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UniUni 16

so you just kiss your friend's necks when they breath heavily?

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dol567 0
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Just a 'friend'? Hope she's OK

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bored88 0

wow i hope shes ok and don't worry about it its not like its ur fault she was having an asthma attack

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DinoJR 0

Damn...that sucks, I would have been mad, but at the same time sympathetic.

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MEGAJOSH 0
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So you kiss people's necks when they breathe heavily? Creepy.

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Ole_Stinker 0
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Do you have a romantic interest in this friend, or were you just horny? I don’t know if this is a FML or a YDI without that information. If things are going to be awkward with someone you were interested in, then FML. If you are just going to be a little embarrassed but didn’t potentially screw up a chance at dating this woman by rushing things, YDI.

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friedman_fml 0
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as long as shes okay this is funny, you kinda got owned haha

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allstarplayer324 0
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If she really is just a friend then i have no sympathy for you if you just started kissing her...besides i have asthma and if somebody thought i was getting excited when i couldn't breathe...well they would not be giving me a massage or whatever anymore.

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nerd_fml 0

...maybe she was just REALLY into it! haha

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