Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub, when she started to...

By Noname - 10/3/2009 09:56 - United States

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub, when she started to breathe heavily. So I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck, she then turns around and says "Tell my room mate I'm having an asthma attack." FML

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By MEGAJOSH | 0

#24642 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:15

So you kiss people's necks when they breathe heavily? Creepy.

By kandy_fml | 0

#24616 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:09

I don't know why anyone would think you deserved this. You had no idea she was having an asthma attack. Breathing heavily sometimes happens when you're aroused. It was an honest mistake.

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By Stupoopy | 0

#24614 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:08

Well? Did you do it?

tysta | 0

#977100 - Saturday 10 April 2010 7:01

Lesbians can die in hell

jadedwaitress | 0

#1023955 - Tuesday 8 June 2010 14:44

Bigots can burn in hell

fakeaccountX | 6

#1028725 - Saturday 12 June 2010 20:26

Fuck you 49

ForTheMotherland | 0

#1082609 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 2:38

Wow 49. Just wow.

Tigertnt | 0

#1188559 - Wednesday 4 August 2010 18:10

why, 49?
are they taking the girls that u MITE have a chance at?
:3

Rubb3rDuckies | 3

#1361886 - Monday 6 September 2010 20:36

Has anyone noticed that OP is a GIRL?

titanic12beth | 0

#1895741 - Monday 27 December 2011 11:54

haha yep. o.O

MyNameIsBruce | 0

#1899716 - Tuesday 28 December 2011 6:15

I was just wondering about that

lolipop1234_fml | 7

#4957597 - Saturday 22 September 2012 1:05

Yes she is a girl, people can be gay, why make a big thing about it.

By kandy_fml | 0

#24616 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:09

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

thegirlnextdoorr | 0

#1112713 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 8:35

#2- Agreed. :D
OP- I hope she's okay. FYL

goalie001 | 0

#2970252 - Monday 25 July 2011 8:01

Yeah totally when I'm getting ready for sexy time I sound like a tired dog

askingandy | 23

#5925707 - Friday 25 April 2014 18:05

Because she was coming onto a friend without knowing for sure that's what she wanted. Or if she was even a lesbian or bi. Obviously.

UniUni | 13

#7423162 - Friday 10 March 2017 20:47

so you just kiss your friend's necks when they breath heavily?

By dol567 | 0

#24621 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:10

Just a 'friend'? Hope she's OK

By bored88 | 0

#24633 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:12

wow i hope shes ok and don't worry about it its not like its ur fault she was having an asthma attack

By DinoJR | 0

#24635 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:13

Damn...that sucks, I would have been mad, but at the same time sympathetic.

By MEGAJOSH | 0

#24642 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:15

So you kiss people's necks when they breathe heavily? Creepy.

By Ole_Stinker | 0

#24645 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:15

Do you have a romantic interest in this friend, or were you just horny? I don’t know if this is a FML or a YDI without that information. If things are going to be awkward with someone you were interested in, then FML. If you are just going to be a little embarrassed but didn’t potentially screw up a chance at dating this woman by rushing things, YDI.

By friedman_fml | 0

#24695 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:32

as long as shes okay this is funny, you kinda got owned haha

By allstarplayer324 | 0

#24713 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:38

If she really is just a friend then i have no sympathy for you if you just started kissing her...besides i have asthma and if somebody thought i was getting excited when i couldn't breathe...well they would not be giving me a massage or whatever anymore.

By nerd_fml | 0

#24758 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:58

...maybe she was just REALLY into it! haha

allypurple | 0

#2065794 - Thursday 10 February 2011 8:09