Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML
Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
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Top comments
doodlecloud 27
Well, were you wearing a ridiculous push-up bra with a ton of padding? If so, can't really blame him for being surprised. If not and he's just really bad at judging size then that sucks...I'm betting it's more the former though.
vanity113 9
You should have put your hand down his pants and reciprocated the favour.
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Comments (88)
amandalillian 27
Am I the only one who read larget when it should be larger? right? or have I spontaneously developed Dyslexia. How has this not come up in the comments sooner?
nnnope 26
it's just a typo - the admins will probably fix it soon.
spazz666 18
And it's fixed. Aw.
upallnight11 19
I hope you left immediatly.
challan 19
This is why you shouldn't use false advertising! I'm only a b cup, but proud of my high, firm ladies! Go braless OP, don't wear 3 inches of Victorias best padding. They might have bigger gals, but bigger is not always better! Cute and perky get my vote!!!
spazz666 18
Going bra-less isn't always the best answer. Also, not wearing a bra can cause your breasts to become saggy when you're older (and who wants that?). Maybe she should just wear a bra that fits?
challan 19
I didn't mean all the time, I meant instead of being insecure, be proud and show what you're working with! But you are right, wear a padless bra!
love_me_electric 20
46 - going braless actually makes your boobs perkier. The support from your bra weakens your chest muscles because they don't have to work as hard, and the result is saggier boobs. Everyone's boobs get saggy when they're old, wearing a bra isn't going to change that.
Fuji76 15
Actually #93 is right. They just completed a scientific study proving that wearing a bra does, in fact, make your breasts sag more. Burn your bras ladies! :D
Emily062611 6
I think that'd be really uncomfortable. If you have larger breasts it can be really unpleasant when you don't have the support :/ if you're comfy that way though, by all means burn your bras :p
KLeePrice 11
93 and 95, that's actually not true. The woman from the doctors says the more you wear a bra the longer they will start perky. You can't argue with gravity.
KLeePrice 11
*stay
KLeePrice 11
You have watched Nat Geo right? Those women aren't perky in the slightest and the never wear a bra! XD
DDCA 24
Challan, again I love you. And everyone is just jealous she can run around braless. Perky and firm get my vote, too. So excuse me while #16 and I get married. Haters!
DDCA 24
And if the women from doctors tell you piercing your nipples and occasionally connecting them to a car battery twice a week will stimulate the muscle to keep them perkier longer, I bet you'd do it. Think for yourselves people!
Enslaved 38
My girl friend had natural double Ds and once she took her bra off, her breast hung so low that she practical looked flat. She now had a lift (with the anchor cut) and implants (if she only got implants, her boobs would look like Snoopy's nose). She feels more confident. Btw her surgery was painful and expensive so I prefer to wear padded bras. I have tiny boobies and my clothes look better with some of the different bra styles. My guy never had an issue once my top came off. :P
jeepers_1 21
That's not how it is for everyone though! I have pretty large girls and I think they still look pretty good!
Enslaved 38
Age has a lot to do with it. She just turned 30 and has had two babies. She was perky as a teen like most girls were. :P But over time, even small boobs tend to droop. That's why a good support bra is important. (:
Freethaawave 19
Enslaved is right, ladies, do what you want!! If you want to go commando or wear a triple padded bra... Who cares! Its your body
ama87 8
Sounds like a great way to talk himself out of sex. You could have been like "aaaaand I'm gone." Please update and tell us all you left.lol
Bicko2004 25
That would have killed the moment!
Bicko2004 25
Sorry I have just realised that my comment could be taken either way. I meant that his insensitive words would have killed the moment!!!
spazz666 18
I imagine that's why this is on FML. :P
Vinnie500 14
So much for the "Wonder bra"
FMLephant 2
He "wondered" where they went.
Bano360 25
As much as I have sympathy, I think your boyfriend's response was hilarious.
djxerxes9000 18
I've said it once and ill say it again. Assumptions can really **** your day up.
lopecrit 7
Some one finally said it! Everyone is blaming the girl "don't wear a push up bra". What about not assuming and instead of sizing up a girls **** why don't you look into her eyes?
j_sheree6121 10
It sucks but you need to be confident. I am a D cup however from losing and gaining weight so much they sag and are not perky anymore I do wear a push up bra, no its not 3 inches thick either. It just lefts them and gives me good cleavage. With my new guy when I took off my bra he made a joke about my bra being magic. I owned up and said ya I wear a push up, it makes them look good. We joke about it all the time now. If you are confident in yourself then comments like your boyfriends aren't a big deal.
j_sheree6121 10
**lifts
VeganVampyre 27
That's not quite the same though, if you only use a basic push up to help your cleavage, that shouldn't make your boobs look "much larger than they really are" as OP stated, just perkier and maybe a little fuller. The only thing I can think of that would make them look way bigger would be a padded push up, like those new ones that make you look "2 full cup sizes!" larger.
Enslaved 38
29, Thanks for adding your comment.(: Some people act like it's a crime to wear a padded bra! If you're comfortable with your size and shape more power to you. You wear yours because of your reasons and I wear a padded bra because some of my outfits look better, plus I don't like my nips pointing out. :P Guys claim to love boobs no matter their size so why does it matter if a girl wears one or not?
Supganosh 2
33, those "new" double push ups? When I go out with my girlfriend and she wants to go look at bras, I see ones for 4 sizes bigger..