Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when he suddenly grabbed my front. He said, in a sexy voice, "Is that your boob?". He had grabbed a fat roll. FML
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Hey guys, its the OP here (didn't get an account to post the FML, but had to in order to comment, hence the name change) I'm not fat, I'm probably about 125 pounds and 5 foot 3, I was just leaning over- you know how your tummy kinda.. yeah. You guys get the idea! My boobs are way bigger than my tummy so it's all good. But I'm probably going on a diet after the holidays, because you guys are such ... well.. I can't say inspiration, more like a virtual kick up the backside. Thanks for commenting on my post, and happy holidays to you all!
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Top comments
JakeBillJim 4
should have rolled with it...
XKXKKXK 10
Reply "Yes" in your own sexy voice, and switch positions before he finds out. What he doesn't know won't hurt him.
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Comments (145)
yousuck44 11
If that was my bf he would have pinched it
crazyazn2o 4
It's time to hit the gym...
ripjohnlennon 5
My rule is if her boobs are bigger than her gut it's fine. You're probable good OP.
hilde43 5
Lose some weight
bhujwala 2
You should have grabbed his finger and replied "is that your dick?"
danial1214 21
Time to hit the gym
BoratSagdiyev 2
Well maybe if you'd let him have the lights on...
Enslaved 38
I can't help but think, if he's having a difficult time locating your breast-- what else won't he be able to find when you're intimate. :P
Teyros 24
More cushion for the pushin'!
charvisioku 22
Lay off the pies.