Today, I was forced to spend an extra $318 for another plane ticket to Dallas. The ticket wasn't for my daughter, my mom, or my sister, but for the quarter of my butt that apparently needs its own seat. FML
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Today, I paid $140 extra to get more comfort during a flight. The man behind me was so tall that his legs didn't let me recline the seat, and complained every time I tried to during the night. FML
Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML
Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML
Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML
Today, I spent the busiest travel day of the year in the busiest airport in the world trapped between the decision to leave the terminal bathroom or shit my pants. Yes, I missed my flight. Sorry, mom. FML
Today, for an eight-hour flight to Copenhagen, Denmark, I paid extra to get a seat offering more leg room. Unfortunately, the man behind me was so tall, his knees were pressing against my back the entire flight. FML
Today, my daughter found out there was a vacant seat left in first class on our flight and damn if she didn’t pounce on the opportunity to get bumped up into it so fast, because she, “like, deserved a break.” She left me in economy class for a 10-hour flight with her 3 year old and 1 year-old with teething pain. FML
Today, I'm stressing over travel plans yet again. My wife wants to fly standby but the changes in our plans stress me out so much I would rather spend the money. FML
Today, I was flying back home from college with my Mom. At the airport, the ticket agent tells us she only has one ticket listed for Margaret. My mom and I have the same name. American Airlines thought a Margaret had bought two tickets by mistake, so they cancelled one of the transactions. FML
Today, I spent 900 dollars on a ticket for my boyfriend to visit me and he missed the flight. FML
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Miolene 6
well you gotta feel sorry for the person who might have been sat next to you if you hadn't bought the ticket. They would only get 3/4 of a seat for their butt otherwise :P
phorcep 0
some weight: lose it.
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_mystique_ 0
Hey fat asses: there is no one to blame but yourself. Dont ask "how did i get so fat" to yourself... you should know yourself as you were there!!!! ugh. hate fat people!!!
mahreahhx23 0
251 your right if medical problems are keeping yourself from losing weight then so be it. but if you obease and post fml's about how fat you are and don't wanna do a thing about it then ydi.
12fuckmyshoe 0
260 damn ur hot. wanna bone?
kirafaye 0
Instead of saying exercise I am going to say diet. They are noting that weight loss is 80% diet 20% exercise. You can also loss weight without exercise, it just takes longer and doesn't have the benefits exercise gives. As someone with a medical condition who takes tablets which make me gain weight and who can't exercise etc I don't see it as a huge excuse to be THAT big. Sure I am overweight by about 10kgs but that's not even close to not being able to fit in an airplane seat. Very few medication/medical conditions would leave you so big you can't fit on a seat if you were eating right.
ohSNAPyall 26
You should have only paid a quarter! (ba dum chh) FML people are always rude to anyone who mentions or hints at a weight problem. Sorry that people are being over-the-top rude -- but I'm sure you expected it, since you should have seen this site before posting.
snapso 0
you actually do look a bit chubby in that pic. both face and arms, so maybe you should lose some weight. you should do some exercise even if you don't think you need to, it's good for you and actually makes you feel better.
kammy07 0
it probably would of been cheaper to fly first class then u would of paid for more room and better service lol
HonuGirl19 0
97- hey you "stupid ass" try reading again- they said nothing about a WIFE. Before you go and insult people learn to read.........
schmock_fml 0
exactly like it should be fatass! do u know how disgusting it is sitting next to so like u on a plane?
jdfml90 0
It should be like that. If I ran a country huge people would pay double for transport. Your fault you don't it in. You pay