Today, I was forced to spend an extra $318 for another plane ticket to Dallas. The ticket wasn't for my daughter, my mom, or my sister, but for the quarter of my butt that apparently needs its own seat. FML
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Today, I paid $140 extra to get more comfort during a flight. The man behind me was so tall that his legs didn't let me recline the seat, and complained every time I tried to during the night. FML
Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML
Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML
Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML
Today, I spent the busiest travel day of the year in the busiest airport in the world trapped between the decision to leave the terminal bathroom or shit my pants. Yes, I missed my flight. Sorry, mom. FML
Today, for an eight-hour flight to Copenhagen, Denmark, I paid extra to get a seat offering more leg room. Unfortunately, the man behind me was so tall, his knees were pressing against my back the entire flight. FML
Today, my daughter found out there was a vacant seat left in first class on our flight and damn if she didn’t pounce on the opportunity to get bumped up into it so fast, because she, “like, deserved a break.” She left me in economy class for a 10-hour flight with her 3 year old and 1 year-old with teething pain. FML
Today, I'm stressing over travel plans yet again. My wife wants to fly standby but the changes in our plans stress me out so much I would rather spend the money. FML
Today, I was flying back home from college with my Mom. At the airport, the ticket agent tells us she only has one ticket listed for Margaret. My mom and I have the same name. American Airlines thought a Margaret had bought two tickets by mistake, so they cancelled one of the transactions. FML
Today, I spent 900 dollars on a ticket for my boyfriend to visit me and he missed the flight. FML
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Miolene 6
well you gotta feel sorry for the person who might have been sat next to you if you hadn't bought the ticket. They would only get 3/4 of a seat for their butt otherwise :P
phorcep 0
some weight: lose it.
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Comments (432)
madddsss 0
personally I don't think this is a FML for you but it would have been a FML for the person who would have had a quarter of their seat taken up by your fat ass. don't complain, it's your own fault you have a fat ass
Amber_bambie 0
some of you guys commenting mean things should get a life that's not cool that he had to pay extra for that stupid reason I would wanna tell the airport ppl to go f*** themselves
RVCA_fml 0
put down the fork
jbloogle 10
fat people gross me out..
myworld99 0
same.
silentsniper441 0
ydi for being fat, I love that airlines do that these days, gives some extra motivation to lay off the mcdonalds, doesn't it?
Amber_bambie 0
lots of you people, if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all. didn't your parents guardians teach you anything!!!!!
illmatic2 16
Kawaiichan: You can find room. If you have enough room for DDR then you can do it. Go online and look at all of the workouts you you can do. You don't need weights to get a good workout, infact using your own bodyweight is good for you. If you are really motivated enough then you will find a way.
crixket7282 0
ydi for being fat! loose some weight
moon21_fml 0
time to start doing hard core squats!!!
chaingling 0
@212 ur problem isnt that you naturally gain weight, but your diet. your "weight problems" that you explain for you and your friends are not weight problems, but diet and exercise problems. You're just doing things wrong, go see a personal trainer or a nutritionalist and ull be fine and no, everyone posting are not jerks, he is just fat and deserves it