raraisbang
Doyline, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was forced to listen to a client rant about her lackluster sexual encounters with her husband. I was also given a rather detailed description of his manhood. Apparently, it's small. FML
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jnaust 8
What do you do? If you're a sex therapist then it's appropriate. If not fyl
romesh17fml 8
Your client was just making 'small' talk
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laden_swallow09 35
A client… for what?
Casii15 5
Its like OP works at BurgerKing or something..
bmkc4 1
Small or large as long as it works, right?
habick 4
Op why didn't you try to hit that? And show her what a big one is? Unless she was ugly then just nod and smile
raraisbang 12
Because I'm op (yes, I know the name field does not have my username in it, I changed it to better go with the fml) and I'm female. :D
Llamacod 11
even better, if you hit that, it'd be so hot ;)
the_true_batman 10
F thehusband's L for having a small dick, and for having a no-good wife who tells everyone about it.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
When you said client, I immediately thought of prostitution...Maybe she went to you because it was lackluster.
little_one 20
Why do people get married when they clearly aren't a good match? You gotta try it before you buy it, and no one wants to hear you bitch about how bad it is! FYL OP
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
What if OP wanted to be abstinent until marriage? Just a thought.
S_K_I_L_L_S 0
Wait so his dick is small??
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Yes, his dick is small.
raraisbang 12
God no. It's ginormous.
lilysmiles143 0
How do you know it's small?
raraisbang 12
Because my client told me so, along with a few other tmi details she told me about it as well.
Rainbowbright99 4
OP is a circus bear trainer ya'll! She said it like 50 times, so stop asking. :-P