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Today, I was forced to listen to a client rant about her lackluster sexual encounters with her husband. I was also given a rather detailed description of his manhood. Apparently, it's small. FML

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raraisbang 12

Actually, I'm op and I'm a cosmetologist. I do hair. To clear that up :P

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What do you do? If you're a sex therapist then it's appropriate. If not fyl

Your client was just making 'small' talk

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

That information is vital, write it down!

...on the back of your client's business card!

Either you're a psychiatrist or a hairdresser. FYL for having to listen to the crazies.

raraisbang 12

Hairdresser, correct. :D

Hilarious ! Some people just have no one to talk with

What line of business is that you're in?

raraisbang 12

Cosmetology.

A rather detailed description and all you can say is "small"?

Chode . Fyl ._.

Tell her to go buy a vibrator lol

Cowboy1986 4

She wants you to get it in man wake up and smell the ****** dude!!!

raraisbang 12

2 things - 1) you look stoned in your profile picture. Just so you know. 2) I'm OP, and as you can probably (hopefully) tell, I'm female and don't have any interest in waking up to the fresh aroma of ****** in the morning. ;) now that we've cleared that little mishap up...

What do you do for a living!?

F-Her-Life for having a hubby with a small 'manhood'!

Love the pic!

More like F-Her-Life for getting married to this guy before she knew if she liked the whole "package".