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Today, I was forced to listen to a client rant about her lackluster sexual encounters with her husband. I was also given a rather detailed description of his manhood. Apparently, it's small. FML

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raraisbang 12

Actually, I'm op and I'm a cosmetologist. I do hair. To clear that up :P

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What do you do? If you're a sex therapist then it's appropriate. If not fyl

Your client was just making 'small' talk

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And you just violated HIPPA policy. Even with no names, this is a violation. It would probably be better if you took this down.

raraisbang 12

Actually no, you have to use names to be In violation of HIPAA policy. (yes, HIPAA, not HIPPA) Nobody on gods green earth knows who this is about. Do you check into facts before posting? Just wondering.

eman1972 4

That's right, tell him!

Kenton1008 21

If only we could thumb-up the OP's comments D:

I'm guessing the client's husband's penis was the same size before they got married, so why is she complaining about it now? Unless she didn't have a look beforehand, in which case caveat emptor...

raraisbang 12

I was wondering the same thing as she was ranting relentlessly about it.

Sooo... I can't stop but thinking about this in the man's P.O.V. Either way, F-His-Life. He should join the MWMWTRATSLSMH.

Haha. It sucks for the man., ????????

Just don't listen next time! xDD

I do hair also, and clients will tell everything. stories like this are more common than you think

wrenavery90 12

Isn't it amazing what people will tell you?