Today, I was fired from the trucking company I work for, due to numerous complaints about my reckless driving. I don't even do driving work there, but my ex keeps calling in to report me, and my boss wanted the calls to stop. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Quasar55_fml 18
This just isn't right. You can't be fired for faults you could not even commit. Sue the bitch for harassment and your boss for unlawful termination or whatever it is called.
HSOMGF 5
Oh and OP? Get a restraining order already.
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Comments (74)
awardZu 0
Two words. Restraining. Order.
Happygofucky 0
Wow, wtf did you do to make her hate you so much? Unless she is just plain batshit crazy..
sweetonsno 1
This is why most trucking companies put numbers on the back of their trucks... you complain (or compliment) a driver by their vehicle number, not their name. You should suggest that the boss adopt this policy... it would probably prevent things like this from happening. And your ex is crazy. That is definitely harassment, so press charges.
zbug 6
The ex probally knows the OP truck number
TheNelson127 2
OP doesn't drive a truck
adam_1684 0
Now you deal with it....time to put that bitch in check!!!
RosiePatosie 0
what a bitch.
zeta24 0
that could honestly b a lawsuit. sue her and u could get alot and get a restraining order
jewels1877 0
Bitches be crazy. Fo shizzle.
blackarrow_fml 7
unfair dismissal!!! sue their asses!!! ... and that crazy ex too!!
Bob65803 0
Ex-parte...
SabrinaAngelique 0
Aaw = Whata hoe bag. That sucks