Today, I was fired for job abandonment. Yesterday, my boss told me to go home early because we were so slow. After I reminded him, he laughed and said, "Oh yeah... You're still fired." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
Today, I was fired. Why? Because I called in sick on my daughter's birthday, even though you cannot "abandon work for personal affairs". My boss's favorite employee got to skip work on his wife's birthday two weeks ago. He still works here. FML
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
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Top comments
Lobby_Bee 18
By any chance your boss' name is Dick? Sure sounds like something a Dick would do.
Thwegg 5
sounds like unfair dismissal to me
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Comments (18)
kinkinaan 12
I smell a lawsuit in the future
bartsj1988 7
It appears that many people on here do not understand the concept of "at will" employment.
mojrim 1
I run into this a lot on here, OP. He wanted to fire you; this was just an excuse.
Emma Marshall_738558922 12
He can't do that lol