Money: Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check...

By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 13:46 - United States

Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML

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By dpimente - 17/12/2020 11:05

Today, I checked my bank account online and noticed two checks that I didn't write had gone through, so I got copies of them and recognized the handwriting. It was my best friend's. FML

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By Noname - 16/02/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

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By adriana - 01/09/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 18:00

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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By tuck87 - 18/07/2014 15:49 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had a customer write "fuck you" in the tip option area on his credit card slip, I have no idea why. FML

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By Jordan - 29/05/2009 13:15 - United States

Today, my friend paypal'd me some money to tide me over until my school loans come through. For a transaction description, he wrote "to get back in that pussy game." It got red flagged, and I had to talk with three female customer service agents before it went through. FML

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Drunken antics

By qx5 - 08/01/2011 22:05 - Canada

Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML

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By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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The customer is sometimes devious

By dontgivemechecks - 16/03/2020 14:00

Today, I found out that I accidentally returned a customer her $147 check she had written out to pay for her groceries and receive cash back. The lady got free groceries and money, and I'm now losing my job. FML

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By MichiganExile - 31/01/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML

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Sunday 16 September 2012 19:18

Just shows you're a high class prostitute who makes so much she gets paid by cheque or card. Congrats.

pokemai 6

Sunday 16 September 2012 19:17

Haha ! I kinda like that guy !

Comments

perdix 29

Sunday 16 September 2012 19:51

After seeing that you get paid for it, I'm surprised the teller didn't invite you to start a business banking relationship ... or another type;)

iloveryan052710 8

Monday 17 September 2012 23:32

And why would that be surprising? Not everyone needs to pay for it or get paid or it..

neurodoc 1

Sunday 16 September 2012 19:51

Just add "tant" to it and make it "sextant". Just make sure you have some suntan though.

klx125cross 9

Sunday 16 September 2012 19:56

Hahaha I'd just shrug an laugh!!

skygirl_01 5

Sunday 16 September 2012 19:56

*awkward turtle*

datoismyname 22

Sunday 16 September 2012 23:11

Hmm I didn't know that turtles were involved with this FML.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Sunday 16 September 2012 20:16

I would have put "liquor" or "****" or, to fit the chipmunk that everyone has come to know so well, "weed".

TheTallPerson 3

Sunday 16 September 2012 20:16

This situation was probably too awkward for the bank teller to even say something.

weatherxveins 29

Sunday 16 September 2012 20:22

I always put weird stuff in the "for" line when I give my roommate the rent check..last month I drew a little winky-face emoticon.

Zangetsu67 5

Sunday 16 September 2012 20:31

Lol I should try this

kristat 14

Sunday 16 September 2012 20:49

I'm sure your friend thought he was being very witty, but people do stuff like that all the time. Working at a bank I've seen the following things in the "for" line: oral sex, sex, drugs, ****, your mom, ******** etc. I'm sure the teller didn't even look twice at it.