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whatdoyoudo United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML

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ok. i am the poster and i'll answer some of your questions by prividing a little background: 1. I am a male 2. My doctor is female 3. She also has the best sense of humor I have seen in a physician 4. She is also my parents doctor 5. I told my parents this story 6. she will NEVER live it down

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hey... she layed a trick question for you... who would suddenly change from a sexual topic into asking "what do you do?" expecting you to know what she means... can't she be clearer by asking "What do you work as?"... she's literally ******* with you... literally

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hahhahahhahaha

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lmao. an embarasssing but funny story.

hhahahahahhahaha awkward moments

#6's right on the game. I don't think OP had it coming. The doctor did and I think most will agree that ASSUMING that was on accident, she'll reconsider how she asks questions.

hahah, at least you got a funny story out of it. An eye doctor once asked me to open wide, and so I opened my mouth. And that's not a funny story, just a sad one. But this, this is grade A funny

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha omg thats embarrassing

roflmao best shit ive ever read hahaha

hahaha you suck

omgoshh how did you have the guts to even say that! hgahahahahahaha

HAHAHAHA THAT WAS AWESOME!

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ok. i am the poster and i'll answer some of your questions by prividing a little background: 1. I am a male 2. My doctor is female 3. She also has the best sense of humor I have seen in a physician 4. She is also my parents doctor 5. I told my parents this story 6. she will NEVER live it down