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whatdoyoudo United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML

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ok. i am the poster and i'll answer some of your questions by prividing a little background: 1. I am a male 2. My doctor is female 3. She also has the best sense of humor I have seen in a physician 4. She is also my parents doctor 5. I told my parents this story 6. she will NEVER live it down

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KenMcGormick 0

hey... she layed a trick question for you... who would suddenly change from a sexual topic into asking "what do you do?" expecting you to know what she means... can't she be clearer by asking "What do you work as?"... she's literally ******* with you... literally

catladylovessus 0

hahhahahhahaha

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CPTobvious_fml 0

Niiicee

Vehicle 1

Lol, that is great :].

boricua_4life407 5

Lmfao that's embarrassing. But it WAS kinda the doc's fault... hahaha

prettygirlsonly 0

This one was... hilarious! :D

Rebeccax 0

LOL thats great that would be so awkward

DeafChef 0

well, why would she ask those questions in a row like that? kind of stupid of her not to expect that, if you ask me.

emikonaito 0

I don't think it's much of an FML, it's kinda sounds like a cute/funny situation. Luckily she let that go though right?

Punderous 0

sounds like she was trying to put you in a TIGHT situation!

Jason_Q 4

Hahahahahahahahaha

kgzh27 0

hahahahha, that's halarious ! (: