Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML
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ok. i am the poster and i'll answer some of your questions by prividing a little background: 1. I am a male 2. My doctor is female 3. She also has the best sense of humor I have seen in a physician 4. She is also my parents doctor 5. I told my parents this story 6. she will NEVER live it down
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KenMcGormick 0
hey... she layed a trick question for you... who would suddenly change from a sexual topic into asking "what do you do?" expecting you to know what she means... can't she be clearer by asking "What do you work as?"... she's literally ******* with you... literally
catladylovessus 0
hahhahahhahaha
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Comments (140)
stevenmx86 8
Lol that's hilarious!
WickedClownMCL 1
Now, theres people you tune out and just go uh huh sure. A doctor is not one of them...
Hottbitchass 0
That's pretty funny
dyslexic_jd 10
How is this possible when you list the entry as a man...?
midnight21 8
Why...just why?
ThatGirlxx 6
Copied!
Googolman 29
You should have told your doctor you were a prostitute.
amelia01_fml 3
Hahahaha lmao
metal_freak_93 4
this is fake, ive read it before
klenorris 15
Brilliant! ! ?