Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML
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ok. i am the poster and i'll answer some of your questions by prividing a little background: 1. I am a male 2. My doctor is female 3. She also has the best sense of humor I have seen in a physician 4. She is also my parents doctor 5. I told my parents this story 6. she will NEVER live it down
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KenMcGormick 0
hey... she layed a trick question for you... who would suddenly change from a sexual topic into asking "what do you do?" expecting you to know what she means... can't she be clearer by asking "What do you work as?"... she's literally ******* with you... literally
catladylovessus 0
hahhahahhahaha
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Comments (140)
fantasyworld 39
That is a trick question. She put it after a sexual one, I think a lot of people would think how you did.
rameses1210 18
Her fault - I would've answered the same as you
aprilmay1991 2
That is so embarrassing
S_Soapy 19
I love how most of the comments have been moderated
microbemaster 17
Plot twist: Op is a prostitute
Poke0n0go 6
Maybe she intended that to happen :p